I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either
Jesse pinkman is trans elaborated on in a series of headcanons:
-He figured out he was when he was in early high school specifically, this is also where he started burning out and dropping in grades after he came out about it
-This is also what first got him into drugs, though it was just weed and alcohol at first to get a breather from being a pre-T trans guy in the early 2000’s, eventually it started to spiral into harder stuff through has he slipped further and further
-his parents weren’t overtly abusive, but they took his transition pretty shittily, they’d regularly try to tell him to “snap out of it” and would try to live in denial that he was even trans to begin with for the longest time only to try and ignore him when he wouldn’t “grow out of this silly tomboy phase”
-he got surgery from his drug money which is also why he was able to get keyhole too
-same goes for his hrt but before he could afford it, he got it early from some of his buddies he’d smoke with having extra on them
-he’s get into pretty intense arguments with his mom especially too in his high school years, as she wanted to help in her own(misguided) way but would only push him further and further away unintentionally
-he had the Trans Guy pixie cut as his first short hair but saw he didn’t pass so he got into the habit of just shaving it when it would get too long and letting it grow back out (also why it’s always so spiky and short)
-his deadname was the same at his current name just spelled “Jessie” , he used to think about getting a completely different name/legal name change but never really got around to it (until El Camino )
-he’s post-op when you first see him in Breaking Bad but he wears all his layers as a force of habit
-we all know this by know but his closer friends all knew he was trans (badger and skinny Pete kiss each other when the camera is turned I can’t prove it but I swear) but didn’t know him pre-transition as he cut off most people he knew then
-he’d run away to his aunts sometimes after getting into fights with his mom, his aunt was much more progressive and more of a hippie in her younger years, so she’d support him and they’d grow closer to each other, with him eventually living fully at her house by graduation, until the cancer took her as we see in the show
-when he was kidnapped Todd would occasionally offer to let him shower but he’d refuse because he didn’t want to out himself to them, he’d also hate anyone getting close to him or touching him because of it (also because Todd is evil but it’s another reason)
people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.
what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something
what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"
you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways
the haters debunked my fucking bunk bed. now its just two regular beds
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
To everyone going through finals right now:
Kaeya wants to remind you to sleep.
Diluc wants to remind you to eat.
Alhaitham wants to remind you to take breaks.
Kaveh wants to remind you to drink water.
Nahida wants to remind you that no matter what grade you get, you did your best.
Sethos wants to remind you to be outside some. Don’t stay cooped up all the time.
Sigewinne wants to remind you that it’s okay to ask for help when you need it.
Navia wants to remind you to treat yourself, even if you didn’t get everything done.
Itto wants to remind you to laugh.
Kazuha wants to remind you that you’re almost finished.
And everyone has a hug for you, no matter who you need it from.
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