You Will Describe Tummy/waist Fat As A "muffin Top" (yummy Treat?) And "love Handles" (most Romantic

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

the haters debunked my fucking bunk bed. now its just two regular beds

"modern medicine is a miracle" (5 mins later) "do you really need all those medications? i mean you don't want to be on them long term, right?"

We all making grandpa cry btw

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

Hugs. All the hugs.

also while I'm talking about Walt - it is CRAZY how the narrative is intentionally set up to reveal that all the things Walt tells himself he is (a selfless provider, a hard working family man, someone who is incredibly competent at the work they do, a mastermind pulling the strings behind the scenes, etc) are all things that SKYLER ACTUALLY IS LOL. Like it's Skyler who goes back to work and immediately starts keeping the family afloat! It's Skyler who goes to incredible lengths to protect her children even when no one really understands why she's behaving that way. Skyler who humiliates herself time and time again just to keep secrets that aren't even hers from her innocent kids. Skyler who gets the car wash on their terms. Skyler who explains away Walt's secrecy to Marie with the gambling story all while Walt flounders and acts like a fool. Skyler White is such a fucking it girl to me honestly, a beautiful strong smart woman who genuinely loves her kids enough to let them keep a clean image of their father for as long as she can possibly hold onto it. I still think of her every single day lol

"Walter White would never" Walter White helped the cops catch his own criminal alter ego because they were about to blame his crimes on the wrong guy, and he couldn't stomach the thought of someone else taking credit for all the terrible things he did. That's the beauty of Walter White as a character, at least from the perspective of transformative fandom: he would. He's such a ridiculous man that literally nothing is out of character for him, provided you can contrive some circumstance where doing so would serve his ego.

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