January 15th,

Ladies and gentlemen, what are the 5 main types of clowns?

1. Circus clowns

2. Birthday clowns

3. Horror clowns

4. Politicians

5. Mainstream media hosts

Leena Jay needs to learn how to shut her fucking misandrist mouth for once in her life.

Здравствуйте, Tumblr. Been a long time since I've posted here. Okay, sit down, stand up, or lay down and listen to this weird ass dream I had last night.

Okay, so first off, FYI, apparently, we usually dream multiple times a night (one number I saw said like 4-6 times), but we forget most of them. This is just the main part of a dream I remember.

So I was with Zack Foster (from Angels of Death) for some reason, and I asked him to kill me. We found a Mauser Pistol, and he pulled the trigger point blank at the back of my head, but the bullets were loaded the wrong way, and it wouldn't fire. I forget a lot of what else happened and why he wouldn't finish the job, but then I woke up, angry that it was just a dream. I wish it was real and that he finished the job. Now I hafta go to school.

Okay, so thinking back on it, you'd think this would fall under "nightmare" or "horrible dream," but no. To my surprise, all I can think after remembering it is, "Damn, I actually kinda want somebody to shoot me in the back of the head, point blank."

Just want to make something clear, when I say something like "Dazai is the best character" or "Dazai is my favorite character", what I secretly mean is "Damn, that man is so fine I want him to ravage me".

Does anyone else find those people that recommend a show and then start badgering you about it annoying af?

Like, I have this one friend who recommended a certain anime to me and then for a little bit after that, she wouldn't stop asking if I've watched it yet. Like, sure, I recommend animes to people a lot but I don't go to them everyday afterwards and start asking if they've started watching it yet. I swear, it annoys the shit out of me. If you recommend a show to me, there's a good chance I'll watch it but don't badger me about watching it. I'll watch it when I watch it. Whenever I get around to it. The more you badger me, the less likely I am to watch it.

I recommend Bungo Stray Dogs to her (which is fucking amazing). I didn't start asking if she started it yet. I recommend watching it but watch it when you get around to it. I know a few different people who have a long list of animes they are planning on watching. I am one of those people and, while I plan on watching your recommended show, I'm not just gonna move it to the top of the list.

December 23rd,

Happy birthday to Kojiro Bondo of class 1-B at UA High.

February 3rd,

Happy birthday to Thirteen.

Oh my Gawd, guys, I found an A-MA-ZING fuggin video on TikTok. Now, he uses anime characters as his example but I hope everyone knows that it can be applied to any characters, Star Wars for example.

Link and video:

Also, I left a few comments on that video and if you've seen my posts, I'm sure you can guess which one I am.

This man is an amazing person and he immediately earned a like and a follow from me.

Check out the video.

Dissected sheep brains in anatomy today

Other people when they're sick: Ugh, this sucks, I hate this. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone.

Me when I'm sick: Fuck, God damn it! Ugh, I would wish this upon literally anyone else if it meant I wouldn't be sick right now.

Moral of the story: I'm an asshole and I don't wanna be sick.