Shrimpo X Dandy + The Neighborhood?? Alt.. How Far You’ve Stooped🧡

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Another reminder that I don't reblog guilt trip/reblogs bait posts. "Reblog if you're not homophobic THIS MUST BE REBLOGGED BY EVERYONE" fuck you. I don't need to reblog something to prove I'm not an asshole

one day at a time, buddy

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Heave you ever read every good or decent fanfic in a fandom your in and now all you do is wait for someone to update or make a new fic

hi hi hi, ahmed reached out to me to ask for some help with his campaign. if you’re able to spare a moment of your time to share and/or donate that would be spectacular! a little compassion goes a long long way !!

The John Mulaney “Is this whiskey or Perfume” bit

I know the DP X DC part of the Phandom likes making kryptonite crystalized ectoplasm, but what if it wasn’t? what if they just looked really similar?

Someone: Is this kryptonite or crystalized ectoplasm?

Tim: There’s no way to know until we run it through an electron spectrometer so-

Danny, sleep deprived: Let me check. *tosses in mouth, chews for a solid minute and swallows*

Danny: …

Everyone: …

Danny: …

Everyone: Well?

Danny: … it’s kryptonite.

Tim: Are you okay?

Danny: I don’t know. I might need my stomach pumped.

Watch "Homemade Ranch: 1967" on YouTube

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I just want to keep this here

Adult Tim learns he appearently has a time traveling, dimension hopping, clone son named Danny who keeps evading Red Hood and Damian and leading them on wild goose chases for fun.

After confirming he was not de aged and he had a solid alibi for the past four days and the blood they had managed to snag from the kid (don't ask how) showed signs of cloning shenanigans did they finally agree on what to do.

Which is why they had the kid tied up like a mummy sitting on the couch in one of Red Hoods safe houses trying to explain to this very sassy teen that they had no intentions to harm him and just wanted to keep him safe and give him a normal life.

This, however, made Danny panic and phase out of his bindings before throwing a smoke bomb on the ground and yelling, "I'M NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!!!" in the same way people talk about prison before escaping.

Red Hood looked Red Robin directly in the eyes before saying, "That one is definitely yours."

My name is Elin, I am 40 years old, and a mother of three children. Not long ago, I lived a peaceful and happy life with my husband — the man who was the reason for my joy. He provided everything for us, and our home was filled with love, security, and dreams for our children😭💔

But everything changed when the war reached us in Gaza......💔

Our home, our safe place, was completely destroyed. Now we live in a torn, fragile tent that offers no protection from the cold, the heat, or the fear that surrounds us.💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My daughter Alaa is a doctor. She once carried a message of healing and hope. But the war took her job and shattered her future. My other daughter💔, Shaimaa, was a university student.😥☹️ She had dreams and goals, but her education and hopes were stopped by the sound of bombs and destruction.

My youngest child, Adam, was badly injured. He has a skull fracture and needs ongoing medical treatment just to survive. Watching him suffer daily, without the care he desperately needs, breaks my heart in ways I cannot describe.😥💔

We also care for my elderly father. He suffers from high blood pressure and diabetes. Recently, he sustained a serious injury to his left eye, and he needs an urgent, complex surgery — but we have no access to the care he needs😭💔

I feel powerless as a mother. There is no greater pain than watching your children’s dreams fade, and their lives hang in the balance.💔🇵🇸

I know you will never let me down 🙏🥹

We didn’t choose this life. We are not just numbers on the news. We are people — families — who once had normal lives, just like yours💔😭

All I ask for is safety for my children. A chance for them to live, to hope, and to heal

I know you won't let me down🙏🇵🇸

Please, don’t forget us......🇵🇸

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