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I love Janus so much 🥹

“It’s got regenerative properties, so it’ll fizzle in your mouth like rock candy.”

- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

#dnd #ttrpg #ignorethefactimlactoseintolerant

Instead of gold, jewels, art or magic items, all treasure is tasty, piping hot macaroni cheese.

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"

Idea from my players:

Replace short rests and long rests with honk-shoos and honk-shoo-mimimis, respectively.

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Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later

I love my friends I love spring break I love hanging out

SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE HANGING OUT RIGHT NOW

HAVE FUN CHILLING YOU DESERVE IT!! LOVE YOU!