Just Finished My First Stray Gods Playthrough. Very Good Game Would Recommend.

Fondly imagining that glorious pre-Evandrin’s death, pre-Seelie marriage but post-Seelie engagement period of time when the overwhelming impression of the (not-yet-named-such) Ring of Brass was “okay, so how many of them are sleeping with each other?”

Because Evandrin and the Architect Arcane were in each other’s pockets long before Evandrin’s husband showed up, and they still keep sitting in each other’s laps at parties. And Coramar keeps threatening to become Coramar-Seelie but that wedding’s been in the planning stages for years, and in the meantime her fiancé continues to be an automatic flirt. And Laerryn and Patia are whispery wizard besties, Patia and Nydas do conspiracies together and give extravagant gifts, Nydas and Zerxus once had an arm wrestling match at a gala, and Loquatius does the most glowing features on any and all of them… Cerrit is left out of some of the earlier scandalous gossip until, on one of the few occasions his wife shows up for a formal event, people notice that she perfectly bridges the gap between his gruffness and the rest of his friend groups’ cavalier curiosity and pride.

The Ring of Brass is my favourite narratively doomed polycule

So, we've all seen the tweet from Aabria about Laerryn wanting kids right? That broke all of us?

Well, I made it worse.

Word Count: 2168

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings apply

Laerryn is not one to fantasize, not one to live in a future that may not come.

But sometimes, she allows her mind to wander beyond the horizon of her goal.

laerryn this is so "i broke the world for us!" of you ;)

does Lady Amangeaux Epicee du Peche, rightful queen of Vegetania, warrior of Fructera know that she is my mother because i swear to god she had best survive this series

Rewatching the ep 4 of calamity and damn with the state they're in at the break its impressive they lasted 18 seconds let alone one of them surviving!

like nydas is okish, patia is down to two (2) fingers, zerxus is trying to avoid becoming asmodeus' discord kitten, quay is mostly dead and fully naked except a questionable amount of leather armor, laerryn is girlbossing (as usual) but her husband was just dead and then alive again in the span of like 5 minutes, and cerrit is an emotional wreck

props to the players for managing to stay alive (somewhat) for a whole 18 seconds!!

Travis Willingham saw the no warning "can I kiss you" and went

"bet."

AND NOW FJORESTER ARE ENGAGED THIS IS OUTSTANDING

i genuinely think one of these would fix me

wake up girlies new brennan lee mulligan “the game has been rigged from beginning” monologue just dropped

"What are my stats? They are a LOT lower than Patia's!"

Level,,,6!