Yall Gotta Be Nicer About M/f  Bc Sometimes U Guys Like The Blandest Gay Sutff Ive Ever Seen In My Life

today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket 

It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

so are you a grown man fixated on staying in fantasies where you live out the childhood your comatose kid brother might not get to have or are you an abused child who grew up too fast that dreams of being an adult in a world full of bitter and hurt but ultimately unfailingly kind people or are you a grieving mother dreaming up a reality-breaking way for your deceased child to still have a chance to grow up and know you love him or are you normal

Reblog and put in the tags which one you see

Where do you store your OC’s info chart made by this person

parasitism

poem by @growrotten

Dang the improvement!! The pose and anatomy is way better in the new one :0

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A redraw of a 2022 design that’s below the cut

(please don’t follow exclusively for wof content, hardly make it)

oh and i'm done with my graceless heart so tonight i'm going to cut it out and then restart 'cause i like to keep my issues drawn and it's always darkest before the dawn

a good old enagy stick to start the day and a jeffrey to wind down at night

foods ive been into lately