La La Land (2016)
Smoking: Horus
So, this week is going to be different on Reefer Reels N Reviews. I haven’t actually seen this movie. I have been wanting to, barely know anything about what it is other than Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling are in it. So let’s see how this review goes today!
Opening to people in traffic, everyone listening to different music. And breaking into our musical right away. People getting out of cars to sing and dance. And of course, there is that one van randomly full of musicians in the back just ready to play. Lol. Then we have a guy parkouring across all the cars. When you look at what they pan out to for the highway it totally doesn’t seem like there should be that traffic on that overpass. Very misplaced.
Why is Emma Stone missing a headrest?? So, she is a struggling actress with big dream. Has 4 roommates who are encouraging and seem like they are all best friends. We shall see if that lasts. They all go to this party together in one car, and then after the number Emma is going back to her car, but it ends up being towed. Why is she walking home alone? Did all of her roommates hook up with someone? How depressing.
I was just looking through iMDB at the cast list. I know like 2 other people that are in this...
Now to switch to Ryan and see what he did with that day. Enter the other person I know in this film. J.K. Simmons. Looks like he is Ryan’s boss. He plays the piano at a restaurant. I never knew that he played the piano. Mainly because I’m too busy admiring his body, or thinking about it if I’m being honest lolol.
I just thought about it and this is, at least that I know of, the second movie that Gosling and Stone have been in together. There were in Crazy Stupid Love with Steve Carrell and Julianne Moore. Oh, I LOOOOOVE Julianne! I need to watch 13 Ghosts next I think 😊
Back to the movie. Ryan just got fired and Emma is just staring at him. And their first real encounter is not great. Like at all.
Time for another party. At least this one is playing the type of music I like lol. The dancing she is doing is like terrible. But I guess that was the point lol. Hehehe, Ryan just told Emma, “Guess I’ll see you in the movies.” I know it is just for the movie, but it’s ironic. OMG! Ryan just told her to put the car key to her chin to make you’re a head an antenna. MY DAD TOLD ME ABOUT THAT. I’ve NEVER heard that from anyone buy him before! Sorry. Got a little to excited about something dumb. Lol
I’m only 30mins in and already almost 500 words. This will be a long one. I’m sure I’ll delete some stuff during the editing process. Like probably this. How funny would it be if it stays 😂
Well time for the first pause. I just munched on some backed flaming hot Cheetos with limon and now I need some more water. Still have an hour and 20mins left in the movie. And got more snacks lol.
Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten before this part. They are in the planetarium and they just start floating and now they are in the clouds and dancing like in the Milky Way. Talk about trippy…
I do thing that Emma and Ryan always make a cute couple. Jealous of course because he is one hunk of a man. But I mean. I understand lolol.
And here is the other person I recognize, John Legend! He’s wonderful and he is so lucky to have the ever-beautiful Chrissy Tegan as his wife. The music in this movie is beautiful.
So as I’m coming to the end of the movie I’ll sum up some of what I’m thinking since I haven’t seen it before so I had to focus a little more. Have to say, this wasn’t my favorite process so doing these will be rare.
And a 3rd I didn't see on the list, because it has soooo many people in it, is Tom Everett Scott. I loooove him as Guy Patterson in That Thing You Do! Great movie with Tom Hanks if you've never seen it.
This movie is about two dreamers who want different, yet similar things. They are both artists and they meet and fall in love. They help each other grow and realize their dreams. Sure it’s a great premise for a movie. But not one of my favorites.
So, I don’t know the next time I’ll watch it, if ever. Not that I don’t think they did a good job, because it is a good movie. But it was all a little predictable. Most movies are, but I mean from the opening dance number I was expecting all of what happened.
That’s for this session of Reefers-Reels-N-Reviews.
Till next time <3
-RRR
Smoking: Splatter
This movie is listed as Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and a comedy. I’ve seen this movie so many times in the past 11 years. Definitely one of those What The Fuck did I just watch? movies. Something to watch when you’re baked, or even if you just like the strange and unusual, as Lydia describes herself.
I made myself a fancy cup of coffee with whip cream and chocolate sauce in preparation for this movie. Wanted something delicious to go with the creepy.
We follow Chase Williamson, Dave, around as he is on a drug called "Soy Sauce" and trying to find out what happened to his friend John, played by Rob Mayes.
One of my favorite things about this movie is that they got Paul Giamatti to play a role. Like what are the odds he’s in this movie. I don’t even think that this movie went into theaters. I found out about it from a guy I was seeing at the time it came out and it is based off of a book he read so I’m not sure if it went straight to… you know what… l’ll just leave this hear. It isn’t important. What is, a girl just burst into several snakes and a door knob turned into a dick!
Now we have this meat man, literal man made out of different meats (whole turkey, ribs, sausage links).
There is the randomest band. They sing “Camel Holocaust” its definitely not s song like I’ve ever heard before. The beat is really good though. We are seeing this band as a background to how they got Soy Sauce.
We Meet Robert Marley, played by Tai Bennett. He does a really good job of playing someone reaaaaaally creepy. He is going about proving Dave that his abilities are real. All I have to say is high or not, a lot of what happens in this movie makes a lot of sense. Makes you think.
Love that the dog in this movie has a punny name. it’s Bark Lee 🤣
Yes, let me put a syringe that has an unknown drug in out pants pocket. Yes yes, that sounds like a smart idea 🙄
Idk what it is about CW. He just cracks me up through this whole movie. When he first gets injected and is talking to the priest. It’s some freaking/funny shit 😂
If you know anything about Doug Jones, it should give you some insight into the level of creep factor he brings to this movie.. I swear in Buffy it’s the creepiest.
Pause! Time to refill 😊
Okay so this next part. The dude’s mustache just comes ripping off of his face and then flies around like a fucking bat!! Like WHAT?!
I’m like not even half way through the movie and at 500 words. What are y’all going to do with me? Lol. I just run off. Wonder if more than my bestie actually reads these.. hmmm. Oh well. I enjoy it so that’s all that matters 😝
RM is proving a point to CW about how he is able to hear him so you just have CW walking around town with a bratwurst on a bun up to his ear.
Get high, start acting like an advanced rain man 😂
Bark Lee saves the day!! He sure can drive 😂
Now I do have to say that the ghost door and using someone who is an amputee to open it was a pretty unique thing. We have Amy, played by Fabianne Therese. She is missing her left hand and she uses it to turn the doorknob.
They enter this other world to destroy their next enemy. Korrok.
Bark Lee saves the day again. What a good boy.
I’ll leave the rest of this for you to watch. It is definitely all it is described to be. If you’re wondering where to watch it, you can buy the DVD like me, or rent it on Prime. At least as of this posting it is on Prime Video.
Toke on 😶🌫️
-RRR
The Mummy Returns (2001)
Smoking: SuckerPunch
Moving on to The Scorpion King flash back. He and his huge army going off to war. I think this is one of the Rock’s first movies 🤔 At least his acting in it seems very… forced. EEEWWWWW he ate the scorpion. I don’t know if I would ever try one. I guess if my life depended on it… him shaking, omg tf? Lolol
Now present day, 1933. This movie came out 3 years after the first one, and yet jumped 10 years 🤣 I mean I guess? Haha.
Maybe smoked a little too much already 🤣 My husband goes “you know if you do that fast enough you can write your name” I found it mostly funny because it was in the middle of me typing so its like, yeah I know I can write my name ☠️ then ooooh.
Like Mother like Son. Freddie Boath just knocks over pillars instead of bookshelves. And his is better because he saves his parents lives instead of just makes a mess 😂
Love getting to see Rachel Weisz fight and not just be a damsel in distress. She’s pretty good. John Hannah hiding in the bathtub is just perfect 🤣
You know. It would be cool to be able to drive a double decker bus at least once in my life. Doubt it will ever happen, but it’d be cool.
Joe Dixon likes a good curse; I agree with Tom Fisher “He ain’t happy without a good curse. This is cursed, that is cursed!”
I love Shaun Parkes flying machine. Its like a ship blimp. Very cool
Imagine. You’re so focused on your son’s clothing item instead of discovering his sand castle location, you destroy it with your feet…. Ooops 🤣☠️
And in this movie, instead of a sand wall trick, we have a water wall trick. I wonder how all those fish must have felt. Just swimming around and then all the sudden you are a part of this guy’s face 😂
The 2001 animation. Omg. I forget how terrible it is till you see the rock morphed with a scorpion 🤣
No to get the hell out of dodge before you get sucked up into the pyramid too!
I got so distracted, even with kitties.
I’m sure the Dragon Emperor will be better lol. I hope.
Till next episode! Toke on 😊
-RRR
French Kiss (1995)
Smoking: Horus
So, this is my all-time favorite movie. It is something I watched many many times with my family. 3 Generations would sit around together watching it. When my nana came to town it was a MUST to watch before she went back home from visiting.
It starts with Kate, Meg Ryan, on a plan and she is having a panic attack. Turns out she is trying to get over her fears of flying to go with her Fiancé to go to Paris.
Since this is such a chick flick I’m watching it with my roommate, she’s never seen it before. So, this will be fun!! Back to the movie.
So, the Fiancé, Timothy Hutton, goes to Paris without Meg, because of course it is for work so he still has to go. Well, he falls in love with a French woman named Juliette. Played by Suzan Anbeh. In order for Meg to get back Charlie so she decides to fly there to win him back. Where she meets Luc Tessier played by the first love of my life 😍 Kevin Kline 😍. He is able to get her to not even think about the take-off and they are in the air before she knows it!
They land and Luc has put something in Kate’s bag because he knew that she wouldn’t get stopped. Well in the process of Luc getting asked to show his things he runs in to his friend Inspector Jean-Paul Cardon, played by Jean Reno. The inspector takes him in his car and inspects his stuff instead. He loses track of Kate as she heads to the hotel where her Fiancé is staying.
Now I love this movie so much. I have a tattoo of the Eiffel Tower and in blue a quote from the movie in French. Translates to “All men are bastards.”
I’ve skipped over some parts, eh its okay you’ll watch it…maybe hahahah. This part coming up Kate goes back to the hotel where Charlie was staying. And starts to make a scene in front of the Concierge. She like attacks the bell and when she tries to do it a second time, he grabs it like nooooo!!! 😂
Luc goes to find Kate because she has his necklace. He finds her at the train station where she is heading to Cannes to go after Charlie. I love how he is trying to convince her that he is sorry and then has to part from her because he sees the cops that he knows are looking for him and starts to run in the middle of his apology. Enter this funny chase seen between Luc and the Inspector. Just to end up sitting right next to Kate finishing his apology 😂
Well on the train ride, Kate has a fun time eating cheese. Then it turns on her and they had to get off the train and wait for the next one to come through. My next favorite line “My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.”
Now Luc is trying to help Kate get Charlie back. They make it to the hotel where they will be staying, of course it is where Charlie and Juliette are staying at too. Well Kate is trying to spy on them and runs into the dessert tray and it’s just a HUGE mess! 😂
After the first interaction with Charlie, Kate runs into the Inspector who tells her that they need the necklace or Luc would go to jail because they already know that he has it.
I’ll leave the rest to you watching it. It’s your typical 90’s Meg Ryan RomCom😊
-RRR
Scream 3 (2000)
Smoking: Splatter
This is the 3rd movie in the franchise and they are making the 3rd movie “Stab” during it.
Something that I guess I wouldn’t have thought of. The Voice is the same (at least in the first 3 movies) played by Roger Jackson.
I will say unlike the first 2 movies this movie doesn’t have as famous of a person dying. I’ve never seen Kelly Rutherford in anything else. At least that I know of. Maybe to others she is, I just looked at her list and she was on a show called Melrose Place. I’ve heard of it, but never seen it. She was also in the original Gossip Girl. Which I’ve seen but I don’t recognize her 🤣
I wanna know what Neve Campbell does to afford a house that nice in the middle of no where with all the security that she has. I don’t see how a Women’s Crisis Center would pay for that. I guess in the 2000’s it was a bit cheaper because it totally isn’t now. Especially in California.
Courtney Cox’s bangs… she let a 4-year-old do her hair? Looks awful, just like that meme about it 😂
We’ve got Kenny from the Cosby Show! Welcome Deon Richmond to your death 🤣 well I’m pretty sure he does lol. We will find out for sure in a little bit.
Tell me how I forgot that Jay and Silent Bob are in this!?! My favorite stoners! “Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!” 🎶🎶
Why is the ghost face make that is huge and hanging a lime green color? It’s supposed to be white…
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg drops an award on the floor and breaks the head off. I laughed so hard 😂 foreshadowing? You’re literally on a movie lot and she’s trying to use knives to attack the killer, then she is surprised they’re fake. Like come on JMW.
Hmmm David Arquette’s bad arm switched… In the second movie it was his right arm… now it’s his left.
Love that Patrick Warburton is in this! Kronk is THE BEST! He’s a bit of a jerk, but I mean he’s a security guard for famous people, so I’m sure he’s a bit jaded. Hehehehe he steals the larger change from DA. Takes a frying pan to the head and a knife to the back. Still walks around and then dies in front of everyone.
Tells you how old this movie is, Parker Posey has a fax machine in her house 🤣
The eternally beautiful Carrier Fisher, even in the movie she talks about Princess Leia. Though she is stating that she didn’t get the part, but you know she did 😂 made a joke about sleeping with George Lucas, wonder how much basis there is for that? I know that he convinced her that in space there wouldn’t be a need for bras. So, who knows, maybe it is true 🤔
If this is about Stab 3, then why is the set up almost like exactly as the deaths in the first one? You had blood on the doggy door in the garage door for Rose McGowan’s death…
NC is carrying around pepper spray… if the killer is wearing a mask then how would it penetrate? Though I guess if it is some kind of soft cloth with holes it would make sense it would go through. But IDK seems suspicious to me.
Patrick Dempsey is really good at playing creepy and suspicious. I’ve heard that really, he’s a dickhead. Which I could totally see that. He kind of gives off dickhead vibes.
Snack time! Apple Pie, with whip cream and chocolate sauce 🤤
DR gets stabbed in the stomach and tires to run away. Nice little flip on the rug. Then over the balcony to die when he hits the ground. At least his wasn’t like a super easy death, right? He had a semi fighting chance.
So out of all the times through out the series that the killer gets knocked out this movie is my favorite. He is laying at the bottom of the stairs and as he’s, I guess dreaming, he goes, stab stab around him 🤣
Don’t understand why when PD opens the door, he has the gun come out first. Like what are you going to do? Shoot blindly? Risk hitting RC instead?
Just realized I haven’t even mentioned who the killer is in this. Maybe I will just leave it a “secret” even though I said what I did about the first one 😝 oh well.
🤣 She mentions Stab 3 and then stabs the killer a 3rd time.
Alright, that’s all for this review!
Toke on! 😶🌫️
-RRR
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Smoking: Horus
This week’s entry is another favorite of mine. It is about to come off of HBO Max so I decided to watching it this time. Not something hubby cares for so I watch it while he’s at work.
I’m mainly a huge fan of John Hannah, he plays Matthew in the movie. Ever since he was in The Mummy. Obsession lol. It’s not like the same kind as towards Brenden 😍 but just him as an actor. Moving on…
They are all on their way to the first wedding, Hugh Grant is playing Charles and he is still sleeping the day away. Their alarms didn’t go off so they are rushing to get to the wedding, he and Scarlett, played by Charlotte Coleman. I swear their favorite word is fuck 😂 I can’t blame them, I’m a fan of it myself lol. Of course, since he was late, he forgot the rings. But at least there was something there for the ceremony 😂
I feel like I am Tom. I’m that person that everything that could happen does. Tom is played by, James Fleet. Poor guy has the worst luck.
We follow Hugh Grant as he falls in love with Andie MacDowell, Carrie. Of course, they end up seeing each other throughout the movie at 4 weddings and a funeral lol.
Wedding 2. Poor Scarlett her dress is open in the back. Poor Charles, finds out that Carrie is engaged to someone else. Not only that, but he is just surrounded by all his ex-girlfriends. And even though Carrie is engaged to someone else her and Charles bonk.
Third wedding. Carrie’s. Poor Charles looks defeated. I mean who wouldn’t be. He fell madly in love by just seeing her. During the wedding we have the death in which adds the funeral portion to the movie title
The funeral was beautiful.
The 4th wedding. Charles’. His friends play a prank on him the morning of. Since he’s always late they made him think he was running late when really they got there early and had time to be together before the ceremony.
Of course, Carrie is invited. And surprise…divorce. They meet and talk for a few minutes before the ceremony where Carrie informs Charles of what happened.
The ending shows all the friends and their partners at the end.
Probably the shortest review I’m going to have. Trying not to give things away is hard lol.
Till next time!
-RRR
Welcome to my blog Triple R! Reefer Reelz N Reviews!
Full transparency here, therapist thought it would be a good idea to start a hobby that I would enjoy!
So here I am to review different movies or show episodes I'm watching while stoned. I will be writing as watching to make sure to catch as much of my baked thoughts while watching whatever!
I'm pretty excited, even if I don't get a lot of views or whatever I don't care. I think I'm hilarious and that works well enough for me.
I hope you will enjoy this as much as I plan on enjoying my time writing it.
And I'm off to find the first random thing to review!!
Till then! Stay trippie my little hippies!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008
Smoking: Half a Jay (I’ve been sick and not smoking so I’m a light weight right now, hahaha)
Surprise surprise. Another one of my favorites. About a guy trying to get over a break up by going on vacation, and then running into his ex with her new boyfriend. I also love that instead of your typical chick flick where it is the girl finding themselves we have Jason Segel.
I’ve always love JS ever since I saw him in How I Met Your Mother. I love that he was able to branch out after the show and get into more things. He definitely makes me laugh! And then you have his lovely Co-Star Kristen Bell. Who plays more of the b!tch, cheats on her man when they’ve been together for 5 ½ years. And not just cheats, but has a whole other relationship. Definitely a roll reversal movie from your typical Girl Power movie! And I think that is why it makes it one of my favorites, that and the ever-gorgeous Mila Kunis is in it. She’s always a plus. Loved her in Black Swan with Natalie Portman!
Anyway….. back to the movie!
KB is coming in to break up with JS and he has just gotten out of the shower. Then PEN!S shot! And sack when he bends over to cry for a moment. Not a part of him that I thought I would ever see. And I must say, CONGRATULATIONS!
Then sits on the fucking leather couch butt ass naked! That must have been so cold! And then he stands up quickly and another d!ck shot. I don’t think I could ever do that on one of those couches. Just imagining it gives me the chills. I’m good. Lol.
Now comes in Bill Hader, Mr. Flint Lockwood himself! Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is another favorite for my husband and me! We love to watch both of them, the puns are amazing! “There’s a leek in the boat!” Pans to a leek vegetable and they all just start screaming. It cracks me up!!
Once again…. Back to the movie
He is with JS at a bar so that he can try to get over KB. He wants to B his L on somebody’s T’s! He is so heart broken over KB cheating on him that he is just trying to fill the void. Now I’m wondering why there was no proposal or anything? But later on, we find out that she was trying to make him happy and it was like he didn’t want to be for some reason. So maybe it is because he didn’t want to be happy that he never proposed. Hmmmmm
JS has series of sex scenes next with different woman and how they all have sex differently and one girl just keeps saying Hi over and over again. He had to ask her to stop. Hahaha. Then she says you can gag me, and by the end of the exchange she is saying do you want to gag me and he says, “Kind of, now.” Hahahahaha.
And his first day back at work. Where he does music for the show that KB is on. He just had to break up with her and then she has to keep seeing her large in front of him. Then he destroys the screen with a music stand. Like wondering, is he drunk still? Maybe extra hung over? It’s so sad but hilarious.
BH defending his wife is the cutest thing, even when he’s saying “I have no qualms with sticking you!” Now JS is talking about how everything reminds him of KB. And BH brings up going on vacation and you have JS deciding to go to Hawaii. I really want to go there one day. It looks so beautiful.
Here is the beautiful MK. If you can’t tell I totally have a crush on her lol! She’s just so pretty!
Time to munch…
I love when JS calls BH and BH is trying to convince him to go back to his room and not follow KB. And you just hear BH yelling over the phone, “Go to the room Pete! Go back to your room! Peter!” Probably one of my more favorite BH moments in the movie. To be able to hear him just yelling is soooo funny.
Then we run into Paul Rudd! Antman! Chuck the surfing instructor. He is arguably not the best instructor. Do less, Do less, Do less. My goodness. “The weather outside is weather.” I quote this so often. Guess he would be a stoner. He sure acts like it.
So, we have all of these series of moments where MK and JS are like on a date, starts at a beach party where a fight breaks out and they leave. End up at a bar and MK sets up JS to sing a song from his Dracula Musical that he wants to be done with puppets. And I really wish it was a real thing. Because I would so own it on DVD.
Now we move on to the second date between MK and JS. They go out on a hike and JS totally underestimated how difficult it was going to be. Why you would ever go on a hike with flip flops on is beyond me. I have terrible feet so there is now way I wouldn’t be wearing tennis shoes with some kind of support. And then they jump off of the cliff into the ocean. I don’t know if I would EVER do that. Like that just seems terrifying. I would probably freak out just like JS does and chicken out part of the way down. And then have to make sure I can get out far enough to not hit rocks down below.
Then JS finally is like I’m going to make this wave my b!tch! Accidentally injures KB’s love interest, Russell Brand, and then he gets coral stuck in his leg. Just after JS found out that KB had been sleeping with him for a whole year before she broke up with him. Obviously as anyone would be, poor JS was very hurt to find out this information.
Now the very awkward double date that is about to happen. JS is out with MK and KB with RB. They share a table together and it is super awkward. KB bought a shirt for RB and he is wearing it. He hates it and ends up spilling cranberry juice all over it to make him not have to wear it every again. After he finishes seeing an older man walking by showing that they have the same shirt on. It is a very tense date where the girls made power moves.
One of my favorite parts to quote in this movie is when KB and RB are fighting and she does a fake British accent saying, “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.” And I will say it just like she does, tone and everything.
Ugh, what I ate gave me heart burn. Boo.
Then you have KB freshly broken up with RB, and she tries to get JS to sleep with her. He had finally gotten over her by being with MK. Then JS isn’t able to perform and realizes that he is officially over her and doesn’t want anything else to do with her. Leaves before even getting started. Saying that his cock doesn’t want to be around her anymore and that she is the devil. What a big moment for him. He realized that he doesn’t want to still be with this woman who he didn’t realize that they weren’t right for each other.
Then right away he goes to tell MK that he doesn’t want to lie her and then tells her what happens. Having that kind of honesty is amazing. Though some of it didn’t happen. He stated she got naked, but in fact she never did. Talk about continuity error. LOL! I love finding those. Like, that cup had less liquid in it before….
Now heart broken because MK didn’t want to put up with what he did. He goes to the bar where a topless photo of MK is. He rips it off of the wall, gets hit in the face multiple times just to get the picture back for her. Talk about an Act of Love.
Going back home from his vacation, he starts to work full time on his Dracula Musical. He ends up trying to write songs for it and decides to start singing about needing to go see a psychiatrist. He is hurt over MK. Understandable so. He had finally gotten over his ex and was wanting to be with her. Just to have her break his heart. But then he realizes that he needs to take better care of himself and he starts doing amazing things.
He sends MK the invite to his show in the hopes that she will come and see him. After all, she was the one who helped him realize that it was good and that he needed to keep working on it. Boy, does he rock it! I really wish I could see the full production. He has BH play Van Helsing. He gets way into it. It’s kind of nice to see. Because he doesn’t just feel that the musical is good and supporting his step brother. But he really gets into the roll and performs his heart out.
Of course, in the end, MK showed up to the opening and they what seems like get back together. It’s wonderful to see.
That’s it for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Thanks for stopping by!
-RRR
First movie. Evolution.
Bowl: Heart Eyes, courtesy of my friend Debz
This is something that I've seen a lot. Like I mean a lot a lot. I've watched countless times with my family.
One of probably the only things I have in common with my siblings is that we are part of an addiction, an addiction to movies. This happens to be one of the ones we watched on a semi regular basis and could probably repeat in my sleep.
Something random, I named my hamster after David Duchovny's character in this movie. Yupp, his name was Ira Cane. I also named my dog as Ian Somerhalder's character in his earlier role of Boone in Lost. This one was longer, is name was Boone Ian Somerhalder *Insert my last name here*
Of course none of this really has to deal with the movie, but what do you expect from a blog starting with the word reefer lol!
And already munchie lol. Time for one of the chocolate Christmas tree cakes
This is one of my favorite Orlando Jones movies also. He cracks me up! "God gave you two god damn hands for a reason!"
You ever wonder what some actors think about when they're filing. Like during a certain part, say when Orlando Jones walks behind David D shaking his hips all crazy. Like Orlando, my man, how did you not cry laughing every time?! Like I would be busting out! But I guess that's why you're the actor!
Insert fear factor candidate! Wearing open toe heels in a cave you know nothing about having flat worms just crawling around your toes. NO THANK YOU NADINE!
Side note, I don't think I would want to live around that much sand. I sure like grass, maybe not the bugs that come with it, but still. I really hate sand. Like almost Anakin in Star Wars level of hate of sand. Same thing he says, IT GETS EVERYWHERE, impossible to get rid of.
Oh Julianne, you're so goregous! And I love EVERYTHING you're in! 13 ghosts, love it. Crazy Stupid Love with Steve Carrell, another great movie!
I can't tell you how long it took me to understand why David D was saying fruit basket to the general, like wow 0.0 and then I couldn't tell it was his ass on the windshield also for a sad amount of time. I'd like to point out I was 9 when the movie came out and was raised in a very Christian household so I was/still am oblivious to some sexual innuendos and such. But I sure as hell make enough jokes myself! LOL!
My favorite part is about to come up. Orlando is about to get a bug in his body and need to have it removed from his ass! "I'd like an ice cream please" -OJ, "Yeah, what flavor?" -JM, "It doesn't matter. It's for my ass" -OJ. As weird as it sounds, my husband quote that the most. It's also a favorite of his!
"There's ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"
Sean William Scott is great in this as well. Can't forget about him. Stifler, the man himself! He was in a movie with The Rock called The Run Down, also another family and hubby favorite lol!
Hope you can get the point now about what this blog is about, because this is pretty much what you're gonna get. I really am stoned and typing what I think while watching this movie.
Hubby is grinding me more bud, and I'm munching again, this time on some cookies.
This lady about to get bit! like basically lose a finger from this alien. I couldn't imagine. OUCH! "We don't have a damn dog." He is nothing close to a dog, like at all lady. Fucking buzzard tongue looking mother fucker. Then it just deflates. Like wtf
So, you think that just saying to a cop "he shouldn't have touched it," several times he would just let you in?
The alien is about to give birth now, UGH its like a big loogie! Its oxygen tolerant and heads straight to a mall. How do you lose a 20ft bird in a mall? Well we sure know how to get it back, ask Sean William Scott to sing You are so Beautiful. "Rub some funk on it."
"So what do you want light meat or dark?"
My favorite song from the movie, Play Some Funky Music by Wild Cherry. Now I'm not as strong with music as I am with Movies and actors. I just had to google that so sorry if it's wrong, it was The Google! It lied to me!
Enter Dan Aykroyd! Love him too! Ghostbusters, of course another favorite, though honestly I only like the first one and the remake with my favorite Melissa Macarthy! "What the Fuzzy No Nose Chimp?"
"Haven't you noticed how shiny and flake free our hair is?" Who would have thought the solution to this movie was Head and Shoulders. Like so far off the wall am I right? And then using a fire truck to hose it down with. Feel so bad for OJ having to get covered in it and getting sucked up into a butt. Like who else can say they did that in a movie?
And sure, who wouldn't want to fuck after getting farted on by a giant ass hole lol! I mean I get the endorphins burning and what not, but they were still covered in shampoo and probably guts. I would not want to get that in my vajay!
And this brings us to the end of our movie and review! Hope you've enjoyed my randomness!
Till next time
-RRR
The Mummy (1999)
Smoking: SuckerPunch
Another favorite! Expect to see the trilogy appearing in the next episodes of Reefer – Reelz – N – Reviews! Something else that I know practically word for word
Open with a MAJOR flash back. We have the wonderful Arnold Vosloo who’s forbidden love with Patricia Velasquez. Leaving them to, do what they usually do, try to raise them from the dead so they can be together. Typically Mummy stuff 😂
How much would that suck... to be eaten AND buried alive? Like no thanks!
Then, the beautiful, the rugged, the omg I wanna ride his face, Brendan Fraser enters a war zone. The year 1923. Don’t forget about the also, wanna ride him, Oded Fehr 🤤 this cast man… panty droppers. All of ‘em.
Then we have my previous life, the ever-clumsy Evelyn Carnahan. Played by the gorgeous Rachel Weisz. I couldn’t imagine having to fix all of those book shelves. Like that just sounds like the biggest pain in the butt. “A bit of a mess in the library,” my ass.
BF is such a great actor. The way you can see him realize who Jonathan is before he punches him. I should do a few more of his movies on here. I really like Monkey Bone, what a trip.
Who uses the word “Flimflam” ☠️ flimflam 😂 I feel like I should use it more.
Omid Djalili shouldn’t have gone off on his own. One of the movie laws, never go off alone. Doesn’t help that he’s greedy. Deserves his fate. Stinking bugs!
I know I said that I was Evy in a past life, when JH hits that rock and the sarcophagus falls from the ceiling. That, is something that would happen to me 😂 “Either he’s someone of great importance, or he did something very naughty.”
Of course, BF has to get all extra with some dynamite. I mean it works, but so extra.
I feel bad for the guys who took the jars. I mean that’s one hell of a way to go. Get sucked into AV to help him regenerate doesn’t seem like a way I’d want to go…
🤔 Maybe the reason I have so many cats is because I wanna be safe from the mummy 🤣
I love how JH can get the crazed mob back into a calm mob chanting Imhotep so he doesn’t get attacked when he goes to get the car. RW just pokes a guy in his eye to get him off the car 😂
“I love the whole sand wall trick. Beautiful. Bastard.” I have to say that even though Kevin J O’Connor flips into working for the bad guy, he cracks me up the most. “Think of my children.” BF – you don’t have any Children.” “Some day I might.” I mean gold!
Time for Spicy Garlic Pickles 🤤 and some shrimp chips!
You know… a lot of people burned in this movie. Like full body.
I love how they just happen to get the camels that KO puts his treasure on. Like of course that happened. Movie logic right. He deserved how he died, just saying.
Well, that’s it for this episode. Toke on.
-RRR
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