Truly An Inspiration Percy, Will Do

“average german creates 3 horrors a day” factoid actually just a statistical error. average german creates 0 horrors per year. Uncanny Henry, who maybe eats parents & creates over 10,000 horrors each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I’m drunk making a Healthy! Magnus archives AU, so if anyone wants to see that… I would really like to share. It’s super funny because it’s basically all the same things that happen in the normal timeline but everyone is trying their hardest to communicate. But like also their personalities are almost exactly the same. The REASON it’s different is because Martin is SLIGHTLY more confident in himself and Tim is SLIGHTLY more annoying and Sasha is SLIGHTLY more self preserving, like just enough to where they are all still essentially the same characters but like an iiiitttyyyt bit different. And Elias is also way more involved in the most standoffish way possible. BUT I FORGOT YO METION it’s also a time travel au, so right after the prentiss attack they all get together (Sasha didn’t die, Rosie did, and when Elias is more active so is she, and Elias knows what tf she is and just send her in all sorts of side quests where she interacts with Jon. (I’ve always thought Rosie was such an untapped character fr so)) ANYWAYS after the prentis attack they get together and talk about everything and instead of being suspicious of the crew he and the staff decide to stay away from Elias, but keep Rosie in contact so they still have a little knight as to what goes on in Elias’s world. Jon still feels the need to keep his workers safe though and TGATS what would lead to the tunnel fiascos. BUT since this is a time travel au as well (and I should explain that when the archivist died in the main timeline he and his Martin split off into a bunch of different entities in different universes, two for each one. But in this one since Elias is so active so is Peter Lukas and Martin gets stuck in Peter’s lonely for a bit before releasing himself and joking bavk up with Jon.) and the whole thing basically revolves around the Alt!Crew talking to main!jon and being like “ok so your world is fucked up, what do we do to change ours?” And m!jon is like “fuck if I know I just wanna find Martin!”. I’ve had about two and a half cord lights so I’m essentially hood but like I can’t particularly read anything but if that sounds interesting then hmu for the drawings (ts abt to flop big time, one - two likes type beat)

Starting a new crackship

Google how do I stop being so sad over things I can’t control?

Google how do i tell people I’m non-binary without actually telling them?

Google how do I fix climate change?

Google how to be happy?

Google how to breathe clean air?

Google how do I take over the government?

Google how to run a secret coup?

Google who are my best allies?

Google how tf?

yeah..

I can’t stand seeing a fanon design that doesn’t align with my very specific image of a character

The second longest filibuster in history was meant to delay the passing of the civil rights act. Today, the longest filibuster in history was meant to protect our rights and protest a political piranha.

POSS JOKE PISS JOKE PISS JOKE! GONNA SHIT MYSELF ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY! WOW I FUCKING LOVE THE PISS JOKE

Liking posts from Arthur Lester’s left arm, right leg, torso, and right arm. Man they have been busy since they were separated

when I forgive a man for exhibiting a behavior and he thinks it means I’m excusing and allowing said behavior to happen again… kms 😒😒😒