These Bitches Really Just Spedrun A Found Family. Good For Them :D

Inscryption after-game thoughts: If you're into ARGS and strategy games please go check it out before I now proceed to spoil everything. I can't see any game this year actually topping this for me this was such an experience dihdjwanbs

Did... Did I become heavily attached to these card game characters x jdknsvchsk yes oh god it hurts. I fucking hate that they all die even tho plot wise it seems that they were legitimate threats that had to be taken out. But still.

Do you have any idea how close to crying I was when I got to play that last game with Leshy, and it turns out he genuinely enjoyed playing with me and carried on even without the scales? And then shook my hand before being deleted??

AND I FELT SO BAD FOR MAGAJDJS WIZARD MOTHERFUCKER. HE WAS NOT WILLING TO DIE IN GRACE, HE WANTED TO LIVE. The man couldn't even get one last handshake. I swear if I was actually able to walk forward in that moment I'm going to be so pissed, because I was so horrified watching him desperately crawling through the void that I forgot which key to press and was just rapidly clicking.

And Stoat. You were a complete bastard and you continued to be a bastard as Po3. But I still love you, you were fun. You little bitch I refused to sacrifice you all throughout the first act and you turn out to be an evil robot bjsnlbavhlahkcschks

Leshy oh god I miss your eyes peering out of the darkness and your grangly hands reaching out as if to rip my neck off. I had fun playing with you too. Your section was good, not me being a complete moron and thinking the card game was neverending and there was a puzzle I had to solve first because I kept dying before getting to the cabin-

I got the film role through complete accident. How do people who didn't do the puzzles proceed?? Oh I'm going to have to watch so many Let's Plays. Oh god Leshy I miss you

I bought Inscryption thinking that the first act was the entire game, but no, there are two entire more acts. The film segments took me by surprise, the entire rpg map took me by surprise, the third acts took me by surprise- all in a "oh god there's more??" way. I chose Po3 to replace so I honestly thought there were 4 entire options for the 3rd act, and was completely flabbergasted at how much content there was. But nope, apparently there's dialogue bits that force you into choosing Po3, but still, that utter confusion was there all the way until the credits and I googled shit.

Thank you for having easy binary codes so that I could feel smart. Not thank you for making me search and find so many codes that I do not have remotely enough skill to solve. dkdjjssk. I wonder if those coordinates still have anything hidden there? Someone should go check. Where are they anyways?

For health reasons I should go to sleep soon or else I'll be in pain for the rest of the night, but motherfucker how am I supposed to sleep after that?? I have so many questions!!

Also what was that thing that I found on Reddit about someone finding an image of Po3 uploading itself? Huh?? Is there going to be more, please let there be more.

I managed to solve some stuff by myself but not nearly enough if there being an entire Discord for it proclaiming itself as an ARG infobook is any indication. Should I dig around in the game files? I'm really not good with code so I don't wanna fuck anything up. Wait, did the game actually delete itself why didn't I check-

Ok I'm launching it again the shortcut is still here. Opening onto Kamwerks and what the fuck

It's all the acts and film, and what I can only assume is dates?? Luke started playing on the 10/10 and finished on the 10/17. OH FUCK LUKE I COMPLETELY FORGOT IS HE OKAY, OBVIOUSLY NOT HE GOT FUCKING SHOT-

WHY THE FUCK DID AMANDA NEED THE DISC SO BAD? She fucking shot a man so I assume the company might be running under evil purposes. But how did she get through the side gate? Is she a lock pick? Idk the way it was framed makes me assume that she got in supernaturally.

Okay fuck it I'm going to click on the first act see what happens

It seems to actually be the beginning of the game again..huh

Small thing I really love how there isn't a new game option. It's something you notice but don't actually question until you start the game 'for real'. Just djdjsjsjsj little foreshadowings like that are always so cool to realize.

Not me continuing to play-

Hmm, Luke's sister comes up a lot. She died at some point and Luke began his cards channel to deal with his grief, but other than that does his sister actually have anything to do with it? During the film section where he frantically smashes the disc, I obviously couldn't read the flashbys fast enough but I swear I saw something about his sister. It would make the most sense as he is very very distressed afterwards.

Watch me trying to theorize and then get immediately debunked as I look at the video later.

Okay I'm getting sucked into the game again. Maybe I add more stuff later as I carry on searching.

Nope bodily pains are increasing I actually should go to bed. Maybe I'll just research in bed, that sounds good okay

Alright it's the next day now and I went to sleep at 4am if that gives you any indication of how invested I am in this.

And yeah I just read a document on all the codes and holy fuck I would not have been able to decipher them myself.

So... What the fuck is the Kaminski website that let people order 'replacement cards' about. Huh?? I'm so happy that there's apparently going to be more to all this but holy fuck

Alright it's the next next day and I'm here again because it's a SIN that I haven't mentioned our Scrybe of Death yet. Grimora is just such a nice lady, so pleasant a d understanding. Leshy kills you around 74 times, Po3 is a self-absorbed dickhead and Magnificus indefinitely tortures his students, but Grimora is just,, ohoohoo let me revive these ghosts and listen to their stories. ALSO FUCK YOU GAME FOR GETTING ME SO HYPED FOR THAT PIRATE BATTLE AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DELETING HER. I don't think there's a singular person whose heart didn't audibly break at that part. Please the two seconds of song we got sounds like such a fucking bop. If we got to actually choose the Scrybes, I think her section would've been my favourite atmosphere-wise after Leshy's.

Also speaking of torturing his wizard students- LONELY WIZARD. OH MY FUCK..I ADORE YOU. YOU POOR THING OH GOD HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THERE?? I SWEAR I TRIED COMING BACK FOR YOU I REALLY TRIED. How did they actually get out?? Like, good for you buddy you're such a great dancer but how?

The most hnnnngggg moment of the game for me was probably in Act 3 where they told me that I could do whatever I wanted, sacrifice them on the board or whatever, just as long as I never give them back to Magnificus. At this point I'm starting to question my own memory on if that actually happened because Lonely Wizard oh gods I'm so sorry that happened to you you're just a little scrungle who wants to sing and dance why-

OH MY FUCKING GOD OWL HOUSE SEASON 2 FINALE I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO MUCH WHEN WATCHING A PIECE OF MEDIA BEFORE THE COLLECTOR IS SO CUTE AND I AM SHRIEKING AT THAT ENDING WHAT THE FUCJ I AM MAKING SO MANY SOUNDS AND MOVEMEBTS I AM DYING WHAT THE FUCK OH GOD WILL THERE BE A HIATUS I CANT WAIT TGAT LONG SGCIKAM

Whoo, screenshot redraw because this episode... This episode.

So Wander's been pretty much confirmed to be immortal, seeing how he was at a conjunction 1000 years ago, still looking the exact same. And wow he really just pulled the *exact* same shit on Major Threat. I'd always suspected that Wander was older and smarter than he first appeared, but I was not expecting the show to outright confirm it in all honesty.

Same with how Wander and Sylvia met. I confess to knowing about the whole 'Sylvia named Wander' thing beforehand, but honest to God I thought that that was just a popular headcanon. Holy fuck. Wander really just went 'I like the sound of that' after being called a Wandering Weirdo. I really want to know the story on how Wander convinced Syl to turn an entirely new leaf.

I also can't fucking believe they were just stuck in the past and had to stay on the same planet for 50 years. What the fuck. Sylvia was really just on the verge of dying of old age, and according to the writers Wander really just pretended to be old to make her feel better.

Then the whole 'With you, it wasn't a waste of time.' I'm getting that annoying sad lump in my throat just thinking about it. They really just killed off the main characters right in front of us. This was the same shock I had with Beep Boop. This show seems so goofy and 'conventional child cartoon' that when they break from the status quo on how these storylines usually go, it just hits a million times harder. I think the first time that I properly realized this was when we met Helpless! Wander. Like, Sylvia learnt to accept every part of her friend and saved him. Episode over, right?

But no, there's one part of him still missing, a part that 'self-love is practically a religion' Wander didn't want back. So Sylvia goes back and finds a part of Wander that's genuinely terrified and vulnerable. We've seen Wander scared before, but that was always a loud, manic sort of fear. This was just... Quiet. Wander's never quiet.

Point is that I thought I was going to get a funny, well-animated cartoon from the out-of- context video that convinced me to watch it. I was not expecting genuinely tragic characters and storylines.

Also just the sound design. I really like the sound design. It's just so fun and constant.

9 more episodes left to go... Hhhhhhhhh

WAIT NO I JUST REMEMBERED THE MONKEY THEORY. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS UP WITH THAT?

So, I've noticed a pattern in some of my favorite characters

Hey hey Inscryption ending (?) [Edit: end of act 1 ] Spoilers:

WHAT THE SWEET FUCK IS THAT???

(Edit: pdjdihsjosjo I was panicking trying to find all my highest attack and defense cards, and then I realized I had an insta kill card and that worked???)

hi.

Omg hi

OH FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED

IVE BEEN AVOIDING OPENING UNDERTALE BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE TO JUST BE HAPPY ON THE SURFACE

BUT I FORGOT UNTIL THESE MOMENTS PRIOR

THAT I NEVER ACTUALLY COMPLETED THE GAME. I STOPPED RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BARRIER SO THAT I COULD GO BACK AMD TALK TO EVERYONE

BUT I JUST DIDNT

AND NOW THEYVE BEEN TRAPPED IN SUSPENSION, PARADISE JUST A FEW STEPS OUT OF REACH FOR ENTIRE MONTHS

OH GOD

Only the finale left to go. The Flower was... Really depressing. Seeing Wander and Syl genuinely sad is heartbreaking. But at least it ended on a somewhat hopeful note.

The whatchamacallit robot episode was really neat too. I like how it subverts the epic robot fight trope to stick true to Wander's characterisation of being a pacifist.

Cannot tell if I like Dominator or not. Obviously I like her in meta terms because she's such a cool villain, but in-universe, idk usually in shows I don't feel this bad about the world being destroyed. But this world feels so well lived in and domestic, it feels like there's actually an impact to everything being destroyed.

Finale time? Finale time.

Hiiii hi hi hi hii

HOW DO YOU ASK. WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT. HI

FNAF security breach watch through: gonna be honest, did not like it at first because w h a t t h e f u c k i s t h i s t i m e l i n e . But you know what? Fuck it, it's high time I accept that FNAF is never going to have a sensical timeline or cohesive overall plot. I just know that Freddy is a fucking bro in this game, I love the liminal space eye bleeding colours aesthetic, and I just got to meeting Moondrop and I fucking love this guy he's so unhinged no wonder I've been seeing so much fanart for this game