Jaskier @ Geralt

IG: the_book_nerdx

Beautiful story for a beautiful message. Let's all fight and rest as needed, and may we all have someone to help us in these trying times.

the fight is harder each year.

Thirteenth Doctor era + John Mulaney quotes

Using "I'm gay" as an excuse for anything

Ex. "Take out the trash" "I can't, I'm Fucking Gay"

Thanks I hate it

Calling things/people my dude. (Or, if your feeling fancy, my good dude)

Hearing a crash in another room "same"

Fistfight God in a denny's parking lot

They're holding hands. I want them dead

This is why god abandoned this timeline (and the compliment) this is not ideal

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

TrekWatch

Come watch some TOS with trek-tracks!

On Sunday, April 5th, starting at 3pm EDT, we’ll watch two or three TOS episodes and make merry on CyTube. All you need is the link at the bottom of this post, and you can create a guest username to comment; no login required. 

I will be taking suggestions for episodes and other content starring TOS actors (want to watch a weird obscure movie starring DeForest Kelley? We just might!) on this post or by message. Anything we watch has to be available on YouTube or DailyMotion or a site like that.

A reminder that we’re going for loving snark rather than cruelty or hating, which is no fun. Be kind to one another, and punch up, not down (the latter won’t be tolerated). This is not a restricted event, and the intention is to keep talk PG-13, but please be aware that it is intended primarily for adults. 

Let me know if you’re coming, or just drop in!

Link to the viewing room: https://bit.ly/3bvGHb4

Her hair was a warning and a promise and just,

So dearly hers I couldn't help but love it.

A certainty rose in me, lodged in my throat. I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me.

The Song of Achilles | Madeline Miller

the date: 4/20

me, someone who has never done a single goddamn drug in his life: oh shit. blaze it

Tag yourself I'm Tony

Stephen: There’s nothing better than getting up early. Rising with the sun and stepping outside to sit on the porch, nothing but a nice cup of tea and the fresh morning air to help you wake up

Tony: fuck that shit in this house we go to bed at three AM and sleep in past eleven or we die like goddamn KINGS

I was born with self-quarentine. That aged well

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this