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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

EMBRACING HIS KENERGY

yk i was expecting a turn but that was about 2 lefts, a right, a u-turn, had to go back cause we missed an exit, made a break stop, before finally getting the highway and landing what

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

the most sibling dialogue of all time

new scars, new facepaint

this is how xmen should be btw just a bunch of unemployed queers ages twenty one to three hundred all having vaguely dated each other under the control of their mom-friend's ex husband who is a radical leftist faggot with a mile long rap sheet and a propensity for terrorism! there are no child soldiers in this bitch only infighting leftists with no life skills suitable to capitalism

OKAY BUT LISTEN WHERES THE OWL HOUSE AU THAT THE COVEN HEADS (AKA RAINE, LILITH, DARIUS AND EBERWOLF) NOTICE WHAT HUNTERS GOING THROUGH EARLY ON AND INSTEAD OF GOING ABOUT IT LIKE THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY HELP AND CARE FOR HIM??

ik i saw one where raine noticed and they took it upon themselves to help in tiny ways w/o the emperor noticing BUT wheres the one where lilith, the emperors coven head, notices first?? and actually does smth about it??

lilith: edalyn what do i do? hes a child yes but hes the emperor's nephew but he has so MANY scars and-

eda, chugging her 3rd apple blood while burping a baby king: *burps obnoxiously* how do u feel about adoption?

lilith then starts taking over hunter's training and giving him more free time. she tells the emperor that the reason why he goes to hexside often is so he can keep an eye on how they conduct things but really it was so he could be around people his age. this is him before being the golden guard btw :p more like training to become one. hunter thinks its some sort of undercover mission (lilith told him that) and behaves as so. think like that flyer derby ep when he first arrived and tried to get kids to join a coven. that. then he chilled out after a few weeks and

lilith is VERY slow on catching that hunter's got a crush. she first thought it was a fever and had him bedrest for 2 days before eda cackled and explained to her what it really was when lilith asked her about it.

eda: he's a growing boy, entering his teens, his hormones are everywhere, and theyre looking at a certain green witch

lilith getting all excited when hunter wins his first flyer derby game is smth i need to see/read yall

idk what else rn but i might add more to this later :p

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

My Shelter Zine comic entry

ft Razor and Bennett (and Diluc and Lisa) (and Kaeya lol)