100 Percent Of Smokers Quit Before They Find The Golden Cigarette Of Eternal Youth.

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

Never stop hating

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

Pigeon 1597

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West