I Had The Same Reaction Lmao

iwaizumi bites into his icecream

oikawa despises it because doesnt that hurt your teeth you animal

iwaizumis like “no tf?” then takes another bite. oikawa screams.

Suna: Say yes to drugs

Kita: Say no to drugs!

Aran: It doesn’t matter what you say to drugs.

Atsumu: If you’re talking to drugs, you’re already taking them

the first time i saw him i thought he was in his like forties then they hit me with the gojos older than him like bro get a skincare routine or smth youre looking way too crusty for 26 :/

Nanami: When I was your age, we didn’t even have phones.

Yuji: Yeah, but you had stuff that we don’t have. Like dinosaurs.

Nanami: How old do you think I am…?  

i keep forgetting some ppl genuinely hate oikawa and it just hurts my heart idk lol

bo: haha guys look i fucked up my finger. kinda hurts oop

aka: ?!?!

konoha: dude cool

bo: right ??

aka: no?? not cool?? what the fuck??

konoha: its turning purple lmao

bo: does it look crooked to you

aka: oh my god dude go see the nurse

bo: nahh its fineeee

aka: its literally sprained go see a nURSE

bo, wrapping regular paper and scotch tape around it: see look kaashi, paper splint, i’ll be fine ;)

aka, probably losing 10 years off his life: i- dear lord it is nine in the morning cannot handle this 

I’m not real 😐

Reblog if Akaashi Keiji is prettier than you

[In the group chat]

Kawanishi: lol I’m dying help

Tendou: lmao same

Ushijima: Is this more slang?

Semi: What’s up Kawanishi?

Shirabu: good

Kawanishi: no like I’m legit dying

Kawanishi: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot

Kawanishi: the lol is a habit

Kawanishi: [sends blurry selfie in the ambulance]

[several people are typing]

okay not to ick your man but lmfao imagine like akaashi having a sneeze attack 

and its just rapid fire one after the other

and at the end hes just like crying lol 

got that permanent sneeze face on too the one that ya cant get rid of bc your body is expecting another one

hey tumblr can you stop advertising funeral homes and caskets in [REDACTED CITY] to me

im not dying but thanks