The Hunting Of Joe Hills

In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately, your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now.

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

Genuinely considering writing that last au hm hm hm theres such fun hurt/comfort potential also its really funny to have techno go through a process of going from “i will protect the king and queen with my life” to “if they try to throw themselves into battle yet again i swear to FUCKING GOD-“

AU with Phil and Kristin being a king and queen who consistently terrorize techno, their royal guard who is just trying TO DO HIS JOB and keep the rulers of the kingdom AWAY FROM DANGER

Ranchers' faces when they realize the ranch is on fire (happy alternative: when they find the chickens survived)

oh ranchers...

theyre just a lil silly !

SOMEONE HAS BEATEN MINECRAFT IN UNDER A MINUTE

I REPEAT. SOMEONE HAS BEATEN MINECRAFT IN UNDER A MINUTE

Minecraft jumpscare! Philza immediately started talking about war possibilities with the new Ghast update so I couldn't resist ahah

for @ravendarkwood ,

( @technoblade-gift-exchange ) hope you like it !

Philza posting as my first post lets fucking go