Conversation I Had With A Friend

GAMZEE: “no one wwants to wwork anymore” DaMn RiGhT iNvErTiBrOtHeR. If I cOuLd SiT iN a BeAuTiFuL fIeLd FoR 40 hOuRs EvErY wEeK oF mY sInGuLaR pReCiOuS lIfE i WoUlD 

this is true

burgers have all the necessary ingredients for your boobs to grow

#literally me

tgirl who’s afraid to speak in most situations due to her low voice who also can’t help but loudly moan as you fuck her.

tgirls who are so excited for their fist hookup together only for them to remove their skirts and realize that both of them are wearing chastity cages.

fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds

doing orgasm denial to a girl who's into bimbofication hypnosis by teaching her vector arithmetic and really making sure she understands it

so it may be true that tgirls can’t get pregnant but on the bright side now that that malicious alien escaped its containment facility they can at least get filled up with its eggs. if anything we’re killing two birds with one stone here.

mud and sand rule.