Transfem Who Can’t Really Produce Much Fluid When She Orgasms Anymore But She Doesn’t Really Care

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

rule

her dick may just be two inches max and perpetually flaccid but she still makes me moan like a dog in heat so idrc about that.

estrogen hasnt made me look like my mother. i am far hotter than that demon. so shall you be.

me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*

my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you

the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting

me: *whispers something to my knight again*

my knight: no

#me fr

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

I hit A cups after 4 months of HRT…and have had them at that size for 3 years. And then my best friend starts HRT and suddenly she got them huge badonkadonkas.

got bit by the vriska bug. its terminal.