I don't think fantasy writers play enough with the concept of the different fantasy races having distinct ethnicities. Like imagine a group of mixed peoples, where the dwarves are all roasting each other like dwarves do, and one of them remarks that when he first saw one of the other dwarves in the group, he mistook her for a man. The other dwarves in the group blink in surprise - the closest that dwarves will go to an audible gasp of shock - and she pulls out a knife and tries to stab him.
Once the dwarves have been separated from each other and the situation has calmed, one of the humans asks another dwarf what that incident was about. Naturally a human woman would have been insulted too, but dwarves are so jovial about insulting each other, why was this matter different?
And the dwarf who was asked explains that there are things you can brutally insult another dwarf about, and there are things you simply do not touch. The dwarf-woman in question is from a completely different region of The Great Underground as the others, and her people have different norms about what kind of patterns men and women braid into their beards. The dwarf insulting her wasn't only insulting her appearance, he was being racist.
The human is surprised to learn that dwarves have different peoples, and the dwarf looks at them like at an idiot. Of course they do, they even look completely different from each other. And the human listens as the dwarf lists off various distinguishing clothing details too nuanced for a human to notice, and then how dwarves coming from different corners of the world have different physical traits, according to what kind of conditions their local stone types dictate.
The human spots a connection and goes oh! We have that too, though ours are not about rock types and tunnel air, but the weather aboveground. Humans' facial features vary by how hot, cold, arid or windy their ancestors' homelands were, and our skin tone varies by how much the sun shines in their native region.
The dwarf frowns at the last part, going "I thought you people just paint your skin and dye your hair for fun", and the human admits that yeah, we do that too, but not all the time, and not the whole skin. The dwarf asks, what of that tall woman the colour of dravite, her palms and the soles of her feet were lighter than the rest of her. Does that mean she paints herself dark to be more beautiful?
The human says no, that just happens naturally. Maybe it's because one's palms and feet aren't exposed to the sun as much, so they are paler.
The dwarf nods, still unsure whether this is actually legit or just the human habit of lying for fun, and proceeds to ask about the wild northman of their party. He is as pale as an olm, but the palms of his hands and the soles of his feet are dark. Are they painted, or naturally that way?
No, the human answers. That guy just doesn't bathe.
hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
Hello Hatchetfield fandom, this is my contribution!
t'noy karaxis
don't frighten them pokey you NYASTy boy
because gifs just wouldn't do this line delivery justice
anyway, go watch cinderella's castle on youtube right now
every day I wake up and it’s fucking january
Few things I just wanted to remind people:
Max having an actual crush on Grace doesn't mean what he did wasn't sexual harrassment
Grace being sexually/physically attracted to Max doesn't mean she actually wanted to have sex with him, she made it very clear she didn't because of her religious values, and even if you don't agree with those values it's still a valid reason
Grace sacrificing her chastity to get rid of Max was not a cute ship moment. It was not her getting what she wanted. It was quite literally the opposite, confirmed by the fact that the sacrifice worked.
I swear, I know a lot of holyghost shippers are chill, but some of them make me really not like that ship.
if jon got this captcha he'd cry himself to death
no captcha + bonus under cut!!
they're so stupid i love them
Skitter be like "I'm fighting demons" and the demons are just bisexuality
lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl
Feel free to use em as pfps just make sure to credit me thank youuuu <33
Ted is fine in there by the way don’t worry about him
Big on Legends of Avantris, Starkid and Smosh so there's gonna be a lot of that
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