Hugo: What Does A Clueless Cowboy Say?

Big fan of Varian just spiralling out in fics

fact

Just found out that apparently the Victorian slang for "not doing well" is "not up to dick"/"not up for dick" which is hilarious to me.

Like imagine that slang exists in the Tangled universe it would be SUCH A HUGO THING TO SAY

nicole dollanganger will kill me someday

Whenever anyone mentions msi slightly I'm really annoying about it sorry in advance

every time a man yells i'm six years old again

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

i enjoy varigo in the sense that like varian is my beautiful baby girl and i tolerate his ugly boyfriend because ig he makes him happy or something

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat