Im In A Room Waiting For Some Special Eddie Basketball Game To Be Over And The Teacher Put Nick Eh 30

I’m sorry I’m not active on here I don’t get those weird brain farts where I’m just a comedic genius because my only 2 thoughts are music lyrics and “ow owie ouch my stummy hurtsss :(((“

oh how I yearn for MUTUALS THAT I CAN CALL MY WIFY ABD BBG BECAUSE MY FRIENDS IRL DONT LIKE IT ANYMORE AND IVE FELT LIKR SHIT FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT SOMEONE PLEASE

I want to clarify something on what I said the other day abt the Columbine shooters and tcc, I VERY OBVIOUSLY WOULD ROCK THEIR SHIT IF ANY OF THEM SAID A SLUR TO ME, the friend I have a crush on is black, I am a fag, tbh the only one you could say around me is cracker and even then I doubt others see it as a legitimate slur, and obviously I don’t condone 🍇, hate crimes, n@tzies, ect ect. I know nobody said anything about this to me but I js saw a post about how “everyone in the tcc is a racist homophobic piece of shit” and I wanted to catch myself before anyone else did

amanda “the pig” they could never make me hate you. I will boop your nose until the moment I die

I wish my moots would message me :(

Nvm it’s just my neighbors and their fuck ass kids playing outside for the first time EVER/srs

I keep hearing weird noises outside wtf

Would masterb8tion count as selfcest????

I love women :)

Wait I thought tumblr was nonbinary?

I NEVER GONNA BE TERMED BECAUSE IM SPECIAL AND TUMBLR KNOWS IT SO HE IS GOOD TO ME BECAUSE HE KNOW IM RETARD

aitah

today, in life science, we were going back over food chains and stuff like that, we had to color a work sheet, I asked my friend/crush if I could use one of her MANY colored pencil, I asked for a green, she said no, I asked why, she never answered. Then, I asked for a pink, she said no, she asked for my scissors, I gave them to her, I asked for a pink (which she had 4 of) and she said no, so I took my scissors back, she got upset, I asked again “can I use a pink” she STILL SAID NO, so I took a paper that was for a grade, I was going to give it back once she let me use a pink, along with the scissors, she called me a black mailer (????????) and I explained to her that what she was doing was childish, and she just kept going on and on about how she didn’t want to let me use a pink because it was her only one (lie) and she would let me use it once she was don’t with it, she colored almost everything pink, I ended up getting mad at her and she thinks this is a joke, everyone was telling her to just let me use one

I don’t know WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOOD THROUGHOUT HET HEAD BUT IM PISSED

am I the ass hole?????