And I’m Pretty Sure She Only Got The Pedo Kink From The “pedophiles Dni (/j, Kinda)” And Me Getting

I have failed to secure the kittie for the whole night, my mom took her outside 😔

*i pull up in a cool red car* Heh. Whats up, ladies? *i step out and nod, putting on my sunglasses slowly so i look cool* wanna uh... go out? Yiur pretty chill. Heres my number.

1-800-shit-ball-licker

I called the number and now I’m banned from Denmark

Best sad song EVERRRRR ISTG

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

Oh, to install little cameras in his room so I can watch him 24/7 and make sure he’s safe. I’d spend hours just watching him sleep, and best of all he’d have no idea I’m keeping tabs on him.

How cute is that?

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

I’m shitting at the “you mattresses” “I chair <3” LMAO

oh how I yearn for a weird Al cover of hall of illusions

CHAPPEL ROAN?????

i loveee latex gloves whenever someone puts them on I get a tingling feeling in my body ESPECIALLY IF THEY TIUCH ME?? ughhh don't send me to the doctors I will pop a boner when the doctor touches my skin w those gloves on