This Story Takes Place In 2030 On Halloween

This story takes place in 2030 on Halloween

Me: (knocks on door)

Person: (opens door) hello?

Me: TRICK OR TREAT!!!

Person: Excuse me?

Me: Trick. Or. Treat.

Person: aren’t you a bit old to go trick or treating

Me: what. That’s impossible! Pleaaaase! Give me candy!

Person: (calls someone on phone) hello 911..

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