Rowanheart0205 - Rowanheart Art

It's winter break, I'm relaxing at home with my family. I'll be going back to college in about a week. But for now it's good to enjoy my time home. I turn on my switch and open up Pokémon Scarlet. All winter I've been working on completing the Pokédex. But when I check the amount of Pokémon I have registered, it's the same number as when I woke up yesterday.

"Did I forget to save?" I say to myself. Oh well, I can get that progress back easily. I play for a few hours, making sure I save the game this time, and go to say hi to my mom.

She's just scrolling Facebook, like usual when I go to say hi. We chat for a while, my cat, Wendy, sits on my lap while I pet her. Eventually I get bored and go to the living room where my brother is playing Kingdom Hearts two. He loves that game, so it doesn't surprise me that he's back playing the same level he played yesterday. He probably beat the game during the night and made his way back to it, or this is a different save file for a challenge run or something.

We talk while he plays, around 5 I do the dishes, he makes chicken and rice for dinner. We had that yesterday, but whatever. I'm just so hungry at this point that I don't care that he's making the same thing again.

The next day, I decide to have coffee with my mom before she goes to work. It's nice, but our conversation treads over some of the same stuff we talked about yesterday.

Later, I check my phone and get a discord notification that a friend sent me a picture. I check it, and it's the same art they sent three days ago. Discord is really bugging out.

I go back to the living room, and hang out with my brother while he plays the same Kingdom Hearts two level. A little weird, but I think nothing of it. He just loves this game.

This time, I decide to cook. I'm a little tired of chicken and rice, but chicken is all we have in the fridge so I decide to make chicken Alfredo. I make sure to put some ground turkey in the fridge from the freezer so I can make burgers tomorrow.

Maybe a week goes by like this. Then it's time for me to go back to college. I go to my mom's room, and I tell her "Hey, remember to take me back to school tomorrow."

She looks at me with a bewildered gaze. "What are you talking about? You don't go back to school for a week."

You got stuck in a time loop. Unfortunately, your life is so mundane and boring that you haven't noticed.

What is this beautiful bean that seems to be a goat and a stoat at the same time?

Adventure!

This is exactly how I eat applesauce

This is Gus who gets applesauce as a treat for being a good boy

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Is this a late joke? Yes. Did this idea only come to me last night? Also yes. Would Scarlet make a better president than the one who won the election? Absolutely fucking not.

Warriors Fanfic: SkunkStripe’s Purpose

A young black and white she-cat, no more than 10 moons stalked the fields of Wind Clan searching for prey; she looked easily mistakable for a skunk with white paws and green eyes.

 The young cat spotted a juicy looking rabbit.

 She stalked it; she traveled downwind of it and walked in a way as her foot steps could be mistaken for the wind. The rabbit flicked it’s ear. The cat froze. She got into position to pounce. The rabbit turned it’s head.

 The she-cat ran toward the rabbit and the rabbit started to run away! The young cat caught up with it and bit down in  the rabbit’s neck as it squealed it’s final breath.

What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!

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Whaaat nooo I haven't been listening to Sir Mix A Lot on loop all weekend. Why would you even suggest such a thing?