Here's the coyote that lives in my brain and causes problems. He is a menace and a scoundrel but I acknowledge that he will never leave.
right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
If america is going to be run like a business maybe we should unionize
In Two Years, He will be the same age as when they started to scrutinize Biden's age being not competent enough anymore to hold the house. Hold that over his head.
Pros: you feel like the alpha sibling, the monster under the bed can't reach you, you get to cuddle the cat without the dog scaring it off, and you feel like king/queen of the world
Cons: you can fall off.
I want to hear Dwayne the rock Johnson or one of the Chris's angrily yell " *OHANA MEANS FAMILY, FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!!!* " in a movie
Can you tell I've become obsessed with the silly bird prince yet?