Oh, And Last Thing For The Night. Here Is My Take On Fem Lorgar. I Felt Inspired.

So I don't know why, or how, but I got my toxic yuri wires crossed! So here have the crossover/mix up au that is the Ochako Heresy

Judge me if you must, but I think this is a cute head canon.

Morticia(Mortarion) is super grunge, sure, but i can totally see her after an isolating and stressful day leading a gruesome atrition campaign, settling down with her colouring book, plushy and playing old holotapes of some mindless imperial propaganda cartoon(think old loony toons)

This may not be a popular way to unwind, but it's her's.

nyaa

My gods, he would be utterly destroyed.

ESPECIALLY if it was in some way his fault. I don't doubt for a second that he'd be utterly suicidal.

I mean, even if he didn't fully go through with it, he'd be a shell. Everything he'd do would be half-hearted. If he even left his quarters, he'd be a mannequin. Ferrus would try to sit with him but wouldn't get anywhere.

At least, that's how I think he'd react pre heresy.

Fulgrim fans!

Theoretically, how would our boy react to accidentally/being tricked into killing his entire legion. Every single one of his sons. Dead. Because he was mislead.

Pre-Heresy Fulgrim, of course, but won't mind reading how would other versions of him react.

How I like to think FNAF Golden duo works,,

This is what inspired the script above.

Emps after finding out the Primarchs are doing the hanky panky:

The Emperor knows

(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)

*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*

Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.

Horus: Know what, father?

Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...

*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*

Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.

Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*

Angron :What do you mean, us!?!

*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*

Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.

* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*

Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.

Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"

Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--

Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.

*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*

Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?

*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*

Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?

---*End scene*---

(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)

Ooooo!!! I love the composition! "Der Kuss" was a great choice! Asenath's cloak is so psychedelic!

Phaerakh Asenath and Sister Anjya wish you all lovebirds a happy Valentine's Day!

Based on the painting "Der Kuss" by Gustav Klimt!

*downs a bottle of whiskey* the T'au should have a brand of tasty snacks that is enjoyed by the T'au of all castes and auxiliaries!

Call them... Great-good snacks!

And let the mascot of the brand be a cartoon rat! With horns! (Yes-yes!)

Oooo!!! I'd love to read this!! It sounds so cool!!!!!

Btw, I am trying to write up a fic with 40k OC (finally) and... how do you guys feel about a Thunder Warrior perpetual going to therapy assigned to him by T'au administration? Therapy may or may not go wrong.

"On tonight's episode: Can Asenath juggle a meeting with the awakened council and a diplomacy meeting with the small critters who took over her world during the great sleep?!? And all at the same time?"

I love this concept, necrons will always be the funniest xeno to pov the galaxy from!

🎵Now I gotta figure out how to do it right🎵 🎵So much to learn and see!🎵

Phaerakh Asenath... not. But it's not like she has a choice who she can and can't be. A little oopsie happened during the Great Sleep and now "Asenath" is not who she really is. Where is the real Phaerakh? No clue. So, she's the leader now!

(Basically, imagine if all of a sudden your tough as nails political leader is accidentally replaced by a catgirl hacker. Asenath is a Necron equivalent of that)