Rynven - Rynven

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Me watching Sahar and Imogen at the end of episode 8

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

The golden age of piracy

3 hours until the new episode of acofaf. if i suddenly start screaming you now know why. im literally vibrating with excitement. i cant wait to hear the rumors this time :)))).

when i listened to tmagp 21 last week it was in front of my mom and i had to act like everything was completely normal and i wasn't faced with the horrors.

Me when something LGBTQ+ happens in the LGBTQ+ series with the LGBTQ+ characters that I watch because they are LGBTQ+ and have LGBTQ+ characters: 🤯

possibly controversial opinion: i think “natural” makeup is, over time, more damaging than bold, obvious makeup