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Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

I met a nice lady today, she wanted to buy my plants. I think her name was Pam. Anyway, there’s someone trailing me atm. They look like a traffic light.

Found them.

To the person who left a bottle of weed killer on my balcony: count your days.

I want to be a magical girl. I will become a magical girl. No one will stop me from becoming a magical girl.

Yes.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

So, I have discovered that fear toxin is not very fun for a transplant! I think I saw some odd variation of God. I saw the eyes. Oh, the eyes. They seemed to look into my very being. I saw stars from galaxies eons away from ours. I watched the world burn and couldn’t do anything to stop it. I think I’ll stick to the talking plants next time.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Sorry I took forever to respond, the fucking Red Hood took my phone. I was sitting out on the balcony and he just…took it? Hopped on the railing and snatched it. The vines got it back, but wtf? Anyways, just started working on it.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Ever get those vines cleared out?

Nope. Oddly enough they’ve started helping me around the apartment. It’s actually pretty cool. Thanks for checking in though.

The sky does occasionally look beautiful though.

the sunset over metropolis cannot be topped. srry gotham

Bruce Wayne x Batman fan-fiction it is then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?