Teach Me To Make Moonshine, And We'll Get Drunk On The Spirits Of The Air

"i'd rather be drawn and cornered by neo-nazis riding the backs of wildebeests than listen to another unholy marriage of constant and vowel coming out of that foul hole you call a mouth"

when i tell you i burst out fucking laughing at 1 in the morning. both self and ish usually make me sob my intestines out but NO. im questioning my existence

Will Wood Self-ish Kazoo

Ladies, Gentlemen, Neithers, boths, Inbetweens, boys girls and squirrels, i have concocked the perfect blend of stupidity for you Will Wood loving queer variety packs. May I introduce to your corneas and tympanic membranes the lovely, the awful, the amazing and absolutely wretched…

the ENTIRE self-ish Will Wood album on Kazoo.

this took me 3 days, please listen to it.

notes app isn't enough i need mutuals to maniacally cackle about my ocs with. we take turns shaking them in bottles and making them kiss

Giggle fits

the thought of will wood randomly jumping off stage and into the crowd mid-set and beating the shit out of an audience member unprompted is one of the funniest fucking things i can possibly imagine . like not in a comical or even dramatic way . not glamorous or demure . just like tackling someone and kicking and punching and slamming them until they die . its so hilarious . to imagine he would do that . because he would never, but just like imagine . i dont think you understand . peak comedy

Hi! It seems as if I'm known on this hellsaken app as someone who made a divider to do with tapeworms, but did you know I created other ones too? I actually made one today!

I get why the tapeworm one got popular, since it's the most high quality one I've made (so far) since I draw it myself (while also tracing over the EIAL cover)

Tapeworms:

The Normal Album:

SELF-iSH:

ICIMI:

okay never mind fuck i posted a partial selfie as a 100 follower celebration and it immediately got liked by a bunch of creeps gross gross gross gross gross

thank you to everyone who is nice to me

NEW LITWTC EPISODE COMING SOON, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Once I dreamt Will Wood did a social experiment where he did a live stream and if it had 0 viewers he would make new music, then his internet failed and the stream crashed so he was forced to make new music, he wrote an album called “I hate you all (you all suck)” and it went viral on tiktok to the point he was on tv shows and really well known as “that one tiktok guy” he was so fed up he went on tour where he just reprimanded each member of the audience individually by name. Every show sold out