Saaturday19 - Zoning Out

"Are you ready for this?" "No..." "Me neither! Let's go!" Or the equally chaotic "Are you sure about this?" "Nope! Let's go!" With Ink. It doesn't matter who's with him, but...Ink.

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"Are you ready for this?"

"No!"

"Me neither! Let's go!"

Ink grabbed onto Hearts' hand, dragging the other behind himself as he charged forward. Hearts yelped at the tug, screaming as Ink jumped off of Mount Ebott and pulled him along with a wild cackle.

For a heart-stopping moment, they were falling through the air, Ink's hand warm in Hearts' as he whooped and the wind whipped around them.

"THIS WAS A BAD IDEA," Hearts screamed over the wind. Ink just scoffed and turned in midair to face him.

"Relax! We'll be fine! After all, I've got broomy, he'll save us," Ink reassured him, rolling his eyes and turning back towards the rapidly approaching ground with a grin. He held out his free hand, and with a spark of magic, his paintbrush appeared. Hearts held onto Ink's hand, pulling himself closer and shutting his eyes.

Ink swung broomy down across the mountain face, and a slide of black ink appeared to catch them, letting them surf down the rest of the mountain as Ink directed. When they finally tumbled to the ground, safe and unhurt, Hearts was heaving for breath, staring up at the sky. He closed his eyes and lay an arm across them, groaning pitifully.

"So? So? What'd'ya think? Fun, right?" Ink asked, on his knees beside him and leaning over to smile down at him. Hearts elbowed him in his non-existent gut, watching as Ink dramatically flopped down next to him.

"Next time," he said, rolling over to Ink's side and leaving a kiss on his cheek. "I'm choosing what we do for date night."

久しぶりにキラーくん

Cross: dude…..dude….he isn’t breathing

Dust and Horror: Fuc-

What would be your reaction if you found out one of your gang was secretly dating a star sans?

Terrible taste in datemates, but what can I do...

...Pretend I never found out, make it progressively more difficult for them to continue hiding, and let it all culminate in a big drama scene! That’s what I can do.

But, really, I don’t care who my guys clack teeth with. They just better not start questioning my orders to protect their Starfucks.

THE KING OF THE TERROR HERE!

I drew it under the inspiration from the Nightmare’s Theme by @nyxtheshield​ It’s fucking awesome! I’m still impressed! I highly recommend listening to those who haven’t listened yet Nightmare by @jokublog​

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Axe: I have a plan

Sans: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Axe: I said I had a plan, not a miracle

*sobs* He looks so peaceful and calm

Another doodle. Was thinking about the post with Dream having baby wings... and I wondered if Nightmare would have baby wings if he ate one of the negative apples (rather than the corrupted golden ones). So yeah, now Nightmare gets wings, too.

Dang, this chain all the AUs that evolved from the original post are so awesome?? Everyone’s ideas, and styles, and everything are just amazing! I got really inspired, so here’s a little something

What if...

Nightmare first posessed Dream for fun, but it turned out he couldn’t leave his brother’s body. The last golden apple couldn’t defeat Nightmare, but it was strong enough to keep him trapped in Dream’s body. In this state, Nightmare was way less harmful to the others, so Dream refused to do anything about it, even though each day was a torture for him. (I guess being possessed does not feel very nice, especially when the demon is angry with you?)

Cross hated to see Dream suffer, and he offered help. He begged Dream to try and do something. They spent days in search of a ritual powerful enough to get rid of the demon. They found one. At least they thought so. The exorcism successfully managed to make Nightmare leave the body, but was not enough to banish him.

So here they are. After possessing and then killing the priest, the demon moved on to dealing with his dear brother’s soul.

I couldn’t help but use the idea of Cross being an exorcist who was called to get a demon out of Dream. ☆

You know what, I’m just gonna come out and say it:

I literally ship just about anything that I want to ship so long as it gives with me, and that isn’t anyone else’s business but my own, and no one can change my mind.

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