lemony Snicket Voice Police Cars Say ‘protect And Serve’ For The Same Reason A Box Of Dry, Unflavoured

*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.

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