Thank you for everything
Describe a fanfic that changed you in the tags
I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you
it's a sliding scale, guys
(I will accept criticism on this, especially in the form of new jokers to add to the scale)
It took me a while to find articles and character dialogues that mentioned any kind of passage of time but I was able to complete a definite timeline. Contrary to what others say, the changes of game order in the official timeline for dmc5 fixed contradictions. Thanks to Patty’s birthday and the “Before the Nightmare” novel, now we have concrete ages for the Devil May Cry cast:
Dmc3 Manga- Dante/Vergil are 18 years old. Stated to be 10 yrs since Eva’s death. Vergil meets Arkham. Vergil visits Fortuna city either shortly before or after meeting Arkham & Nero is conceived.
Dmc3 - Dante and Vergil are 19 yrs old. Nero is about a year old.
Dmc1 - Dante is 28 yrs old (stated to be 20 yrs since Eva’s death). Nero is 9 years old.
Dmc Anime- Shortly before dmc2, Patty either 7 or 8 yrs old is introduced
Dmc2 - Takes place 5 years after dmc1. Dante is now 33. Patty is 8 years old. Nero is 14.
Dmc4 - Occurs 5 yrs after dmc2 as stated by Lucia in Before the Nightmare novel. Nero is 19 yrs old, Dante is 38. It matches developers’ statements of Nero being as old as Dante was in Dmc3 and Itsuno mentioning Dante was “almost” 40.
Dmc5- Occurs 5 yrs after dmc4 as mentioned by Nico in Before the Nightmare, Patty is now 18 years old. Dante & Vergil are 42 yrs old, Nero is 24.
Extra: Kyrie is stated to be one year older than Nero in dmc4’s novel. Lady in the other hand is one year younger than Dante and Vergil (gurl you looking good). No age for Trish since its unknown when Mundus created her but she is mentioned to be “very young”.
The most interesting pornbot to follow me so far
Indian Beaty With No Texts Or Whatever
And then like
He says: there is no moral in this story
oh fuck real deep
Supernatural final and the following brainstorming in attempts to find SOME FRAKING SENSE was like
^ Jesus Christ posted : FUCKING NEWFAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS SHOWING UP
The cup says: Stles
The line says: New Fandom, Same Shit
calling tumblr 'tumblr dot com' is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry
Please be 100% committed if you’re giving/getting a kitten this Christmas. via
Always wanted to put one of those on my blog~🎶
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