Also. In other news from this morning.
I got a work email and one of the guys included on it has an email that takes the form of first-initial-part-of-lastname, which, yknow, generally works well
But his name is Mario Pregler
And the psychic damage I took as a result of seeing the email mpreg@emailprovider.com at 9 in the morning cannot be overstated
knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords
POV: every ace at least once in their life after missing that they were that kind of interest of their friend/acquaintance
I'm vibrating out of my bones
Monsterfucker solidarity, orientation notwithstanding
u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????
hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab
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