Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”
1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.
this important and valuable information and now you’ve all seen it.
i learned that astronauts need to sleep near air vents or risk carbon dioxide from their own lungs forming a bubble around their head due to weightlessness (x)
Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito
These pick up lines tho.
someone send help to our high school.
Do you imagine ever meeting your past and future self just to see how you became the person you are today and then asking yourself how you became the person you are going to be in 10 years?
adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time
Science humour!
This is pure genius.
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Star Trek: The Original Series, Season 1, Ep 2: Charlie X.
This will NEVER not be my favorite episode. I love it so much. This is my favorite moment from the whole show. My other favorite moment is when Spock tells Kirk that he’ll need to act as a father figure to Charlie, which makes him uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY when explaining sex + women to Charlie. I gotta feeling nobody knows sex + women better than Captain Kirk, though.
Life is a tornado and I'm just a cow being spun around for cinematic value.
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