Microdosing On Catharsis By Watching A Fictional Character Or Persona I Relate To Have An Emotional Breakdown

i love it when you read multiple works from a writer and you start being able to pick out the things that stick with them. like the themes they keep thinking about, that can’t be satisfied with just one poem or novel or story. or the motifs they like to reuse and recycle throughout their works like an extradiagetic thread. it’s like drawing a map through a writer’s collection of all the things that keep them up at night

Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

I'm in line for a ride behind a gay couple and they keep kissing, which nothing against the gays (I am one myself) but if the straight couples can keep their lips to themselves then so can you

Theory: JK Rowling is actually Barty Crouch Jr taking polyjuice potion. The real JK Rowling is locked in a suitcase in Scotland. I pray daily for her release.

(frantically checks the name and pronouns of someone i speak to regularly despite knowing them)

Bouquet.

My dad is visiting for a few days and I'm already ready to strangle everyone. I hate that some has invaded my space and there is literally nowhere I can go to get away from him.

hate mfs that believe theres only one version of greek mythology tales. they were all passed down by mouth for years before they were written down and u believe theres only one “real” version of them??

I keep trying to be tumblr threatening to my discord friends but they're all twitter freaks

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately