I Had The Idea That Lady Rainicorn Would Hang Out With Bubblegum Sometimes ///

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

found a person from 1689 using tumblr

saw this on bluesky

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

Showing here my feelings towards him *pets his bald head*

people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right

Happy Valentines 💕

This is one of my favorite bits of SBS lore

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over