I Can't Be The Only One That Thinks There's Not Enough Dovesso Fics Out There

important announcement

amy santiago and rosa diaz are in love. that is all

so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

The School for Good and Evil bloopers!

“Yeah, gender neutral, bro!” -Sofie Wyle, 2021

(There’s even a clip of when Charlize broke the cane lmao)

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

I've played Re8 so many times already, but it doesn't matter how many times I play- the baby part will always fucking terrify me. Idk why but babies crying makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass

Ethan: What the fuck-

Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot.

Me when Alcina tries to get me to drink her "special" wine.

Angie: c'mon! say it!!!

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: no

Angie: Donna and I are one which makes yall my nieces! wHATS THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY?

Alcina: Now, girls...just say it.

Angie: AND THAT MAKES YOU *points at Alcina* MY SISTER.

Alcina: gOD NO-

Me: *has literally never cared about a resident evil game* well I guess it's just not my cup of tea I tried-

Capcom: *shows a giant blood drinking milf and a traumatized hobo magnet man full of rage*

Me: