How Bout That Hoffman? How About THEM Apples?

not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness

A downside of DID is ive forgotten 99% of my life but an upside of DID is that I've forgotten 99% of my life

i might be annoying on tumblr but i'm also absolutely insufferable in real life too

That moment when your friends aren't *your* friends but the hosts friends and you feel like you don't know any of them but you wanna have friends but you don't know anyone and you don't front often enough to have your own friends

a great addition to saw 2004 wouldve been shots of john's sleeping face contorting and twisting with irritation every time Adam and Lawrence start flirting

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Shhh babe it’s time for my nightly rewatch of the last 5 minutes of the puppet history season 5 finale