if my kids were like “i cant draw. i’m just gonna make ai art” i would be like shut the fuck up and pick up the pencil u are gna draw some one eyed anime bitches with their hands behind their backs
okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES
Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
20-something gugu living with iris and helping her raise little peng in the 80s while also being involved with weird supernatural shit. you agree
The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
People have asked me multiple times what my skincare routine is. Alright. First of all, you need to get irreparably traumatized in your earliest formative years. Second, drink lots of water. Third, never see your wife and child
it's always sunny in the dungeon
Inverted ballpoint pen drawing!! The first picture is what I drew and the second picture is the inverted final piece
Forgot my password for my OG account :( I mean I'll remember it eventually, but still.
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