every week-
Just shortened Hogwarts Legacy to Hog Leg in conversation
The white day event is great because it shows the insane contrast between the purgatory hall crew & the house of lamentation crew
At purgatory hall they're having a nice normal time baking sweets together. The only danger they face is solomon in the kitchen but they've managed to convince him to be just the taste tester. It's quiet. It's peaceful. Things are good.
Cut to the HoL set and they're freezing their balls off in the middle of a blizard that none of them dressed for. Belphie wants to take a nap and Levi's like "hey you'll fucking d i e" lucifer's solution to stop belphie & mc dying, after they both decide to lay down and let the cold consume them, is to kill them himself by electrocuting them. Levi's nose keeps getting bitten by a gay plant. Asmo pulls out the Evil Queen from Snow White's line and a plant throws up on him. Beel tries to eat a random book he found on the ground in the middle of a forest.
Same energy...
Wheezing and smacking my hand against the table rn
As much as I love the wholesomeness and drama of Satan being raised by his brothers, I’m on the team of “he phased into existence as a full grown ass man and decided he was older than some of his brothers” because it’s funny
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
I don't know how to tag this, so whatever
In many movies it's said that Dracula's wife always reincarnates, so that was the inspiration for this (Fem!Kunikida looks like a Barbie, I love her)
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”