(Uncanny X-Men #460)

Y'all don't seem to want to say it, but you're talking about DC milfs, and you are not mentioning divorce queen Adeline Kane. I would let her shoot my eye out

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

Alternate Universe Where Bones are Called Something Slightly Different

[breaks leg] Argh, my boings!

Soooo--how long before we get Season 2 of TLOVM ??

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Jubilee & Betsy 🎆🦋 '-and they were roommates.'

a halloween-themed wagner-maximoff family commission for @the-furiosa-mystique, wanda as a pirate queen (because of her husband’s love of pirates!) talia as a mermaid princess and kurt as a vampire🎃☠️🧛🍬🍭🦇

Carnival Ororo ⚡🌪

::random headcanon of the day::

In this Valentine’s day I bring you some WandaxKurt headcanons! 

They’re so sexually compatible they’d often forget about doing anything else but each other to be honest, it wasn’t until years after they decided to try new things like certain kinks and/or incorporate powers and mutant abilities to their sexual games. 

When Talia was born, she was their world but, as much as they wanted to have another child they got so busy with Wanda taking her job at Strange Academy ( I’m adding some canon divergence to this one cause why not? ) and with Kurt’s X-Men leadership, Talia ended as an only child. 

However, no matter how busy they were, they only had time for her. It also helped TJ was very similar to her father in the sense they were more active during the night and they didn’t need to sleep many hours too. 

bonus: this headcanon is for my stay home dad au! Since Kurt was dedicated to his domestic labors and his occasional counseling and sporadic classes at the Institutes, Talia had a little brother. His name is Stephan and he happens to be the infamous ‘Salamander.’