This Is My Piece For The @jazzprowl-zine!

Also for the first good month or so, Prowl doesn't speak on the live streams or whatever, he just looks at the camera and Jazz and makes noncommittal robot noises. Then when he finally does speak, the internet goes crazy again because oh WOW he's got a hot voice.

Idea

Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such

Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.

He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.

How I feel like everytime when I post some art

Also, okay, so, the scientists arrive. Perceptor, Wheeljack, idk Que even. Whoever. And then they get holoforms. Jazz would change his so frequently.

Idea

Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such

Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.

He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.

Discussions today with the bae

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:30):

so, random thoughts about cybertronians recharging and stuff

so like, obviously they sleep to do proper memory-sorting and stuff, but there's also like... and actual recharging function going on to right

Death (04.09.2021 16:31):

henlo i just got home give me dat good headcanons

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:31):

so im assuming they're recharging some sort of internal battery while 90% of their systems are shut down

either using stored energon, or ambient electricity or something

Death (04.09.2021 16:32):

i think converting energon to battery stored

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:32):

so like, could a bot chug 2 cubes of energon, hook up to another bot, and keep them awake longer by taking a nap for them

Death (04.09.2021 16:32):

hahahah i love it

also yes

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:32):

does jazz make prowl do his paperwork while taking a nap FOR him

Death (04.09.2021 16:32):

oh no

Death (04.09.2021 16:32):

oh NO

Death (04.09.2021 16:32):

Ratchet would be so MAD

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:32):

oh 200%

Death (04.09.2021 16:33):

'YOU TWO IDIOTS I WILL WELD YOU TO A RECHARGE STATION PROWL'

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:33):

because if they're hardwired together for this, jazz could also like... do the brain defrag at the same time

Death (04.09.2021 16:33):

It's 100% cheating and Ratchet hates it

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:33):

prowl: i have so much work to do

jazz: i gotchu fam *chugs 2 bottles of highgrade and has a nap* for the autobot cause

Death (04.09.2021 16:34):

'You know damn well you can't function properly without shutting YOURSELF down for at LEAST 6 cycles every two days prowl'

Death (04.09.2021 16:34):

'AND YOU, Jazz, you primus damned enabler'

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:34):

lol

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:34):

funny thing is, as long as it IS jazz it's probably just as good as actual sleep

Death (04.09.2021 16:35):

yeah but the thing is Prowl's hardware would be running nonstop for too long

Death (04.09.2021 16:35):

and Ratch wants him to let it cool down and he doesnt

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:35):

jazz: *plonks an icepack on prowls head*

Death (04.09.2021 16:35):

hahahah

Death (04.09.2021 16:35):

Jazz *installs a super cooling system to heat sink for prowl while he naps for him too*

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:35):

jazz probably already has one

Shinydragon (04.09.2021 16:36):

if he has to beat heat sensors on the regular

Yes I love that. Also, Prowl eventually makes his own social media accounts and instantly has almost as many followers as Jazz does.

Jazz absently mentions one time that his horns/fins sometimes get cold, and then next week he receives a package in the mail with horn cozies in it.

Idea

Bayverse Jazz lived AU and humans know of Cybertronian life on Earth. Obviously housing aliens on our planet is gonna spark controversy so Jazz creates social media accounts to educate and show humans they're sentient. He becomes Very Popular, posts often and even holds livestreams on instagram n such

Eventually, Prowl arrives on Earth and since Earth days are shorter than Cybertronian days, it takes some time for Prowl to adjust. Which means he's asleep most of the time, and when Jazz returns to social media after spending some much needed time with his hubby and starts up livestreams again, Prowl is almost always there snuggled up on his chest and snoozing away.

He quickly becomes an internet sensation and does not understand why.

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers)

Chapter 3:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/33666037/chapters/84004741#workskin

It’s a soulmate AU!

Chapters: 11/31 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: 30 Day OTP Challenge, AUs Summary:

I'm doing a 30 day OTP challenge with Prowl and Jazz. There will be AUs everywhere. Here's the challenge prompt list: https://30dayotpchallenge.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585

Chapter 11:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/13246416/chapters/80250145

Chapters: 11/31 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prowl/Jazz Characters: Prowl (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers) Additional Tags: 30 Day OTP Challenge, AUs Summary:

I’m doing a 30 day OTP challenge with Prowl and Jazz. There will be AUs everywhere. Here’s the challenge prompt list: https://30dayotpchallenge.deviantart.com/journal/30-Day-OTP-Challenge-LIST-325248585

Chapter 11:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/13246416/chapters/80250145

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers)

Chapter 1, Getting Lost: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33666037/chapters/83665639