Yeah 🤭

the love of MY life 🥰

school just makes me want to die omg

he can do no wrong in my eyes 🫣🙏🏾🙏🏾

edit* he has done NOTHING wrong in my eyes.

my innocent lil psycho

prepare to be SICK of me next wednesday y’all

*moans aggressively*

since when did twitter have a tweet limit wtf

I think about how the first thing Hobie did after removing his mask was wink at Miles about twice a day

OMG happy birthday to one of the most beautiful people on earth.

wowzers happy birthday Alex Livinalli

I greeted him at the door on 4" heels, a high ponytail, and a satin apron.

He pushed me into my apartment with hungry kisses and desperate gropes.

I peeled back the layers of a long day at work: briefcase with a thud by the door and the friction of his belt through each belt loop. The buckle jingling as it fell to the floor.

He bent me over the table and thrust himself against my back and ass before unzipping and revealing his excitement to me. I ran the stiletto heel up his inseam while using the mental map of his body to guide my hands to revisit my treasure.

His mouth and hands raced to discover every spot that would make me gasp or moan. I cocked my head and squirmed in the shadow of his stature. The high ponytail danced against my skin.

He grasped my long brown tresses at the tip and recalled all the photos and videos in his wank bank of arched backs and bent necks.

He yanked so hard that he herniated C5-6. During the surgery for my artificial disc replacement, my surgeon found a bone shard 3mm from my spinal cord.

The man who whispered in my ear of how i was “marriage material” moved to Toronto 2 weeks after he damn near made me into a quadriplegic. He closed on a house the day of my surgery.

To this day, I jump when someone puts their hands near my head. My ears ring constantly. And every time I see one of you all post a photo of someone having their hair pulled, I think about all the pain one dumb, badly-executed move caused me.

1. Get consent. 2. Give warning. 3. Grab slowly and smoothly at the roots 4. Movement comes from the wrist (minimizes chance of injury to directional force) 5. If need be, let the person with the hair being pulled hold on to your wrist to either limit your movement or as a failsafe. 6. Over time develop trust with your partner to dial up neck extension, force, or speed.

All that and the fucker never even gave me a single orgasm.

Hobie traveling to Miles dimension like twice a week is canon and idc who says otherwise.

Him popping outta no where in Miles dorm room scaring the shit outta Ganke but doing it so often that eventually Ganke just sighs and ignores him.

Hobie randomly popping up when Miles is fighting a bad guy, but not helping bcuz honestly Miles can handle it.

Him jumping off a building and landing on Jeff’s police car every single time.