sera , my love! how are you?
I can't tell if this is a porn bot or sarcasm lmao
So I may have started a new project...
okay but imagine a smut with natasha where she puts a vibrator on you but then straddles you so the vibe is on her aswellđźâđš thinking thots
pairing: natasha romanoff x female reader
summary: reader makes natasha angry at a party, they go back to their room and bang bang yaknow seggs oh and refer to request! hope i did it justice hehe
warnings: 18+ smut, minors dni. public-ish. usage of vibrator. light bondage. a little degradation? lmk if i should add anything else :)
translations: malyshka - babygirl detka - baby
word count: 2.6k
my back hit the back of the elevator with a thud, my hands immediately finding their way to my girlfriend's waist. my mouth fell open slightly as i felt her tongue dragging a wet trail up my throat.
it was almost 3am, and we were in the elevator of the avengers compound, going up to our floor after tony's big anniversary party.
nat and i barely interacted throughout the night, both playing a very cold and dangerous game. i stole glances every now and then, just to check what she was up to and her whereabouts.
it didn't help that she looked stunning tonight. her wine red dress hugging her body, leaving almost nothing to imagination.
i turned from where i was situated at the bar, to still see nat across the room on the couch with banner. my eyes narrowed at the sight.
she knew he had a thing for her. and she knew i hated it whenever they were close together. she laughs at something he says, placing a hand on his shoulder.
it was if she knew i was watching.
not even caring about being subtle anymore, i kept my eyes on the two.
"geez, i'm glad you don't have powers like i do or banner would've been six feet under"
i turned to the source of the voice, smiling slightly at wanda who took a seat next to me. i chuckled at her comment as i took in the sight of her.
"you look really nice," i complimented with a wink. she rolled her eyes at my comment, a shy smile playing on her lips.
"don't look now, but she's looking at you"
i furrowed my eyebrows in confusion, "who?"
"who else would i be talking about? and for the record, her thoughts are loud. doesn't seem too pleased that i'm here with you"
i scoffed. she's jealous?
"wanna make her more mad?" i suggested in a whisper, a mischievous grin on my face as my hand fell on top of hers that was on the counter top.
wanda looked at me incredulously, a small smile however on her face, "careful, y/n. i might catch feelings"
i rose an eyebrow, amused by our harmless flirtatious interactions. we've been best friends for ages, since we met in hydra. we were like sisters. so the fact that nat could ever be jealous of wanda just boggles me.
wanda intertwines our fingers as her other hand found my thigh. bold.
"right, she's getting up. and she is not happy"
and now we're here.
her forehead flushed against mine, her breath hot against my lips. my eyes flickered from her cherry stained lips to her once ocean green eyes, now dark with lust.
"what did you think you were doing, my love?"
i cocked my head to the side, slightly raising an eyebrow. "i wasn't doing anything"
a grunt left my lips when i felt my legs getting kicked apart, nat slotting her thigh in between them. her hand cupped my jaw, forcing me to look at up at her helplessly.
my mouth flew open when i felt a sudden pressure pressed against my centre, a choked whimper leaving my mouth.
"so you weren't being a whore with that witch?"
another push against my centre.
fuck.
my hands grabbed onto the railing behind me, steadying myself when i felt my knees buckling just a little.
suddenly this elevator ride seem longer than usual. as if on cue, the elevator stops and the doors open with a ding. but natasha didn't move an inch.
"we're not leaving until you answer me, baby"
my mouth opened in an attempt to mutter an answer, but stopped myself when i heard a familiar buzzing sound.
no.
i looked down to the source of the sound, the little bullet vibrator in her hand just buzzing away.
"you brought that to the party?!"
she simply laughs as she lightly runs the toy up my exposed thigh, goosebumps rising on my skin. at this point, the doors have already closed and the elevator was stagnant.
"of course," she breathes out, lips threatening to touch mine, "i could never be too careful with you. just look at how you acted out tonight.."
she trails off, taking the toy away from my skin in sync. before i could stop myself, a pathetic whine left my lips at the loss of the sensation on my skin.
a low rumbling sound was heard from the elevator before it slowly started going up and before i could do anything else, natasha had managed to get her hand between my legs, pressing the vibrator straight against my pussy.
my eyes closed shut, my hand frantically finding hers in attempt to keep it there, "fuck, natty"
the fact that the elevator was moving meant that it was on its way to someone's floor, and that the door could open anytime for anyone to see us like this.
that thought alone sent shivers down my spine, and at this point i'm pretty sure i was soaked through.
"i wonder who we'll run into...." she trails off, her other hand running along my exposed stomach, and up my tube top, "who's gonna see you being played with like this"
oh god, fuck. the elevator slows down, and that's when i started panicking. "nat, stop," i whimpered helplessly, against my own inner wishes.
"say it."
i caved, "god, yes, i wasâ i was being a whore with wanda"
and almost immediately the buzzing between my legs stopped, and i fell limp as my knees gave way.
nat pulls my skirt back down, before looking at me with an adoring smile on her face, her hand coming up to tuck my messy hair behind my ear.
if it wasn't for my throbbing, pulsating centre right now, i probably would've swooned at the romantic gesture.
nat turns around just as the door opens and, and in comes steve.
"romanoff, y/l/n," he acknowledges with a nod as he presses the groundfloor button.
"rogers," nat says.
i, on the other hand, was cowering behind my girlfriend, still trying to catch my breath as quietly and as quickly as possible.
"waitâ where are you guys headed?" the captain turns when he realises we didn't press a floor button.
nat laughs, "oh right, 14th floor please. thanks cap"
"whaâ but you guys didn'tâ," the redhead cut the confused captain off, "don't ask questions you don't wanna know, rogers"
soon enough the lift reaches our floor, and nat links our arms together, essentially dragging me out of the cabin and leaving behind a very confused and disturbed captain america.
the moment our room door closed, natasha backs me up all the way till the back of my knee hits the side of our bed, "lie down, detka"
i did as told, scooting up so that i was in the middle of the bed and then looking up at her for further instructions. like a lost puppy.
"be a dear and take off your clothes, would you? leave the panties on"
her gentle voice trails off as she leaves the room, to god knows where. i quickly discarded my clothes, eager for her to do something, anything to me.
the throbbing between my legs seemingly became more and more distracting, when nat walks back in with familiar pink silk ropes in her hands.
"oh, fuck me," i mumbled to myself as scenes of what was in store for me tonight flashed through my mind.
the red head simply chuckles as she crawls onto the bed in front of me, "that's the plan, malyshka"
she stops as she reaches my thighs that were clenched together, and stares down at me, a satisfied smile on her face, "open up, baby"
and i did, whining slightly at the sticky feeling of my juices slick on my inner thighs. i heard natasha inhale a sharp breath as her eyes landed on the apex of my thighs, her bottom lip tugged between her teeth.
"god, if you weren't being such a whore tonight... would've eaten you out so good..." she mumbles as she runs a finger up my thigh, and to my covered slit.
my hips automatically bucked up when her finger grazed against my clit, an embarrassingly needy whimper leaving my mouth.
i watched as she collected my wetness with her finger and brought it to her mouth, a satisfied moan leaving her mouth as she tasted myself. i felt my head spinning, both at the sight in front of me and the fact that i'm not getting touched properly.
natasha moves up to straddle me, reaching out to tie my wrists to the headboard, "pull."
i tugged my hands against the restraints to test them, and it didn't budge. she leans down, a small smile on her face, "perfect, are you okay?"
i could only hum in approval, my eyes silently pleading her to give me what i need. she lowers her face even more so she was mere inches from mine.
i let out a shaky breath at our current position, wanting nothing more than her lips on mine. but i knew i was in no place to initiate anything.
"suddenly you're such a good girl, huh?" natasha breathes out against my lips, the back of her fingers brushing lightly against my temple.
my head leans into her touch, my eyes shutting momentarily as i embraced her gentle touch while i still have it.
"oh, the things i'd do to you.." she mumbles mostly to herself before finally capturing my lips with hers. i sighed against her lips, just slightly relieved.
the kiss was anything was soft, yet all it did was leave me wanting more. a whine automatically left my system when natasha pulled away, and i unconsciously tugged at the silk ropes in attempt to get closer to her.
"i need you, natty, please"
she simply chuckles at my begging, seemingly entertained as she moves further down so that she was eye level with my centre.
"you need me here, detka?" her soft voice fills my ear as she snaps my panties against my skin. i flinched, the feeling going straight to my pulsating core.
the familiar buzzing sound fills the room and i almost jumped in excitement, my legs having minds of their own and spreading wider for the redhead.
"my god, you're just a needy little slut, aren't you?" nat laughs dryly at my actions. i couldn't even bring myself to feel embarrassed.
i watched as she ran the vibrator up my inner thigh, and to my panty line, skipping right where i needed her. i bit down on my lip, struggling to stay still as i became more and more needy.
my head fell back to the pillow, defeated when i suddenly felt the vibrator being pressed right against my panty clad clit.
a loud gasp left my lips at the feeling, my hips bucking up into her hand.
"behave, malyshka," natasha warns, and i whimpered.
natasha ups the setting a notch, sending me into a complete frenzy. my hands grabbed onto the silk ropes, my back arching as i tried my best to stay still.
"fuuuuuck," i moaned out after a series of silent gasps, causing a satisfied smile on the redhead's face.
"does it really feel that good, baby?"
i nodded vigorously, the familiar coil in my stomach becoming tighter and tighter as nat moves the vibrator against my clit. and suddenly the feeling was gone.
before i could protest, nat was sitting up, "hold on just a second, love"
i watched as she moved to straddle me, her black lace panties now in full view for me. she pushes her panties to the side, exposing her already wet cunt and GOD when i tell you, i almost moaned at the sight.
"i wanna feel good too," she pouted mockingly before bringing the vibrator back to the small space between our centres.
"oh, god," she breathes out the moment she turns it back on.
i looked down to see her clit pushing against the vibrator that was on me, and i swear, i could've cum on the spot.
the vibration of the toy against my pussy, combined with the pressure nat was causing, made the tightening feeling in the pit of my stomach come back.
natasha was slowly grinding against the vibrator, letting out little pants here and there that were like music to my ears. the fact that i couldn't hold or touch her at all was driving me nuts.
at this point i could tell that nat was too engrossed in the pleasure she was receiving to pay attention to me. i bucked my hips up to meet hers, causing her to fall forward in a choked moan.
she unexpectedly grabs my face, looking at me dead in the eyes. "needy fucking bitch," she spat, causing me to moan as her words goes straight to my core.
"yeah? you like getting called a bitch?" she grinds down particularly harder after her question, both of us moaning at the feeling.
my mouth opened to answer her, but nothing came out. she just laughs mockingly at me, "aw, she can't even speak. are you gonna cum?"
i nodded, looking at her with pleading eyes, "please"
she lets go of my face only to give it a slap, completely catching me off guard. i unconsciously moaned at the sting, loving how rough she was with me.
"fuck, i'm coming too," she moaned as she continued grinding on the toy, chasing her orgasm, "wanna cum with me, baby?"
"please, pleaseâ i wanna cum with you, natty," i whined pathetically, feeling the waves about to crash anytime now.
my eyes rolled to the back of my head as natasha peppered kisses all over my neck and moves her mouth to my ear, moaning softly into it.
"now, detka"
the moment those words reached my ears, i finally let go, my back arching into natasha as i let the high take over. my mouth opened, silent gasps leaving my system as i come undone.
natasha falls limp on top of for a second before she gets up, looking at me with a small smile.
she moves back down to turn the vibrator off and chuck it aside.
"your panties' all ruined," she mocked as she runs a finger up and down my covered slit, causing my hips to twitch at the sensitivity.
"can you untie my hands please, they're starting to ache"
nat laughs, half in amusement and guilt, "i'm sorry, my love"
she reaches out to swiftly untie the knots. the moment my hands were free, i wasted no time before pulling her back down against me and crashing our lips together.
i felt her smile into the kiss, causing me to do the same. she pulls away first, breathing heavily as she looks down at me with a smile.
"i take that as a thank you?" she laughs, and i did too as i nodded in agreement.
i tugged my bottom lip between my teeth as i stared at my girlfriend's face. "you know me and wanda could never ever be a thing right?"
she simply snickers, looking back at me with a knowing smile.
"duh, i knew you were just trying to get in my pants"
i rolled my eyes in feign annoyance at her choice of words. "seems like you got into my pants first though," i retorted, playing along.
natasha narrowed her eyes as she nodded slowly, agreeing with me.
"task failed successfully?"
(Part of my Red (Taylor's Version) fics)
Song - All Too Well
Pairing - Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Summary - You can't sleep so Natasha calms you in the way she knows helps best -- I just love soft Nat so much and her singing to you would be so comforting and cute omg
Warnings - none, pure fluff :')
Word Count - 1003
You couldn't sleep. Lying on your back with a frustrated huff and staring up at the glow in the dark stars and planets stickers you'd dotted around; Natasha laughed one day as she walked into your shared bedroom to find you balancing on a chair that you had balanced on your bed, tongue poked out of your mouth in concentration as you stuck them up one by one. She helped you keep your balance, not entirely thrilled at the childish décor you were pasting over what once was her ceiling but loving it - and you - nonetheless.
You looked to the figure beside you, the redhead sleeping peacefully lying on her side with her hands tucked beneath her cheek, squishing her face in such an adorable way. You smiled at how sweet she looked, truly enamoured by the woman next to you; the way her soft and gentle side is reserved for you, the way she slowly opened herself up to you and let you love her and see her vulnerable. You felt privileged and lucky to be hers the same way she was yours.
You'd been unable to sleep for a while now, tossing and turning but not being able to switch your mind off enough to doze off. And your stomach was begging for a midnight snack - who are you to refuse? You moved carefully so as to not knock into Natasha as you climbed out of bed, the large t-shirt you were wearing falling to your mid thigh and the rest of your legs bare.
You tiptoed to the door, pulling it open as quietly as possible whilst checking on the woman behind you - she was still sleeping soundly, success. You continued your actions in an equally silent manner, shutting cupboards and drawers with the utmost care as you fetched out what you needed, working in the dark as you knew your way round in such a state. Slowly placing the plate onto the counter to minimise and noise, spreading peanut butter onto some bread for a sandwich - Nat will be so jealous, you thought with a smirk, taking a bite.
The downside to peanut butter sandwiches though is how dry they are, so you went to the fridge seeking the container of orange juice. Though, as you were searching you felt a warm presence by your hand. Turning, you saw the smug face of your girlfriend retreating from the sandwich in your hand which now had another large bite missing from it, you gasped mockingly with a shake of your head as she held back a laugh - both of you keeping quiet as the others slept.
"Trouble sleeping, krasivaya dorogaya?" She whispered as you poured some of the juice into a glass.
"Yeah and I wanted a snack." You returned, making her smile.
"You could have woken me." She added, taking the glass from your hand and taking a sip - she knows you have trouble sleeping and there's one thing she does that helps calm you enough to grow sleepy.
"I couldn't, you looked too cute." You smiled, looking at her smiling back at you, face illuminated by the glow of the light streaming from the open refrigerator. You walked back to the fridge to put the container of juice back, taking another bite of your sandwich and giving the rest to Natasha who took it happily and finished it off. "How can you look so good when you've just woken up in the middle of the night?" You questioned, cupping her cheek in your palm. "A masterpiece." You whispered, a blush and a grin crawling across her cheeks before she pressed a gentle kiss to your lips.
She separated your mouths but kept your foreheads pressed together, her hands holding softly onto your waist as she began to sway your bodies side to side. You turned your head, resting it on her chest so her chin rested on your head, your hands looping around her body and holding onto her back. You gently swayed from left to right, Natasha's soothing voice breaking the silence as she began to lowly sing.
For you, there'll be no more crying
For you, the sun will be shining
And I feel that when I'm with you
It's alright, I know it's right
She sang the lyrics in just above a whisper, so serene and tender as you held onto her. The thoughts racing throughout your head slowly fading away as she brought your focus to her, listening to the peaceful singing of the love of your life.
To you, I'll give the world
To you, I'll never be cold
'Cause I feel that when I'm with you
It's alright, I know it's right
You couldn't help but quietly hum along to her words, smiling into her chest as she stroked your hair, bodies still swaying in a placid dance as you held onto one another - no other place you'd rather be.
And the songbirds are singing,
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you
Like never before
You were finally feeling peaceful, smiling against her skin as your eyes slowly grew heavier.
And I wish you all the love in the world
But most of all, I wish it from myself
She walked you back to your room, holding you from behind with her hands tightly holding around your waist and her chin resting on your shoulder, pressing small kisses on your cheek every few steps. Climbing into bed behind you and going back to holding you as soon as you lay on your side, with your back pressed against her front and her legs entwined with yours. Her fingers softly stroking strands of your hair as she whispered the last lines of the song, you eyes drifting closed not long before she fell back to sleep.
And the songbirds keep singing
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you
Like never before, like never before,
Like never before
Translation krasivaya dorogaya - beautiful darling ALSO the song used was Songbird by Fleetwood Mac :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTi19MPOvDw
Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Word Count: 1.4k
Warnings: Smut, 18+ ONLY
A/N:Â Welp. This got longer than I intended it to be
[100 Kisses Masterlist] // [Main Masterlist]
The sight of your favorite redhead sitting on the couch has you grinning. âYouâre home!â
Natasha looks up from her book, face turning into a smile when she sees you making your way towards her. Your girlfriend had been out on a weeklong mission and you didnât think she was getting back until the end of next week.
âCaught all the bad guys early,â Natasha supplements before you have a chance to ask.
âIâm definitely not going to complain about that.âÂ
When Natasha reaches her hands towards you, you grab them, letting out a laugh when she pulls you down into her lap. Your laugh quickly turns into a gasp when you feel something hard prod at you.
âIs that a gun or are you just happy to see me?â
You can feel the smirk against the side of your cheek before Natasha even says the words. âWhy donât you find out?â
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hiiii <3 i think iâm obsessed w your mediocre gf nat fics js, iâve re read them all many times, theyâre so great- anyway ily good job :)
also wondering would mediocre gf nat ever ever get soft w her gf? cause whenever she is i imagine her gf being like âare you feeling okay?â lmao
hey thank u! ilyt i think im going to be making a mediocre gfs masterlist soon its getting huge
note: rome ants<3
The car is silent as Nat drives. Your hand hangs out the window, fingers wiggling in the cold air. The streetlights whizz by, appearing as streaks when you lean your head against the door and unfocus your eyes. The radio is turned low, and a man reports on a traffic jam in a different intersection, voice coming out low and fuzzy with static.
Nat makes an exit with fewer streetlights. The road is rough and winds down a hill.
Towards the ocean.
The car bumps over the gravel into a parking spot. You look over, tilting your head. Nat sits, staring out at the dark water, hands gripped on the wheel. You move your hand towards Natâs leg, but she jolts into movement all of a sudden, unbuckling her seatbelt and near leaping out of the car. You scramble to follow.
Sand plumes behind her in her haste to the shoreline. You jog over her boot prints until youâre close enough to grab her elbow. Nat slows marginallyâthe only acknowledgement of your presence she spares on you.
She comes to an abrupt halt right before the sand is wet. She looks out towards the horizon. Or where you think the horizon is; itâs too dark to differentiate sky from sea.
âNat?â You tug on her arm. Hold it close to your chest.
âIâŠâ Nat blinks. Her lips twitch into a fragile smile, and she cranes her head to look over at you.
You hunch closer, wind whistling through your bodies. Her hair tickles your face. âWhat is it?â
âI missed you,â she admits slowly. Like sheâs surprised herself with emotion. She does that sometimes.
You furrow your eyebrows, reaching a hand over to cup her cheek. âMe too. Next time you leave for a month, maybe donât tell me over text.â
Natâs smile widens, eyes trained on your face as if committing every detail of it to memory. She nods and whispers: âOkay.â
âAnd bring me a souvenir,â you go on, bumping your forehead into hers.
âOh,â Nat says. âI did.â
âWhat did you get me?â
âDental dams.â
The hand on her face shoves her away. You huff. âYouâre so annoying.â
Nat laughs, hand catching your wrist easily, and she pulls you back into her body. Her arms circle your waist, and you give in, dumping your head onto her shoulder. Soaking in the warmth of her body. The warmth of her presence. Of her joy.
âTell me itâs the flavoured kind, at least,â you mumble into her leather jacket.
âOnly the best for you, baby,â she murmurs into the side of your head, leaving, along with it, a gentle kiss. âI⊠I, um, love you, you know?â
Your arms constrict around her waist, fists clenching around her jacket. Reminding her, physically, that youâre hers. âI know.â
âI wouldnât leave you. Nothing could make me leave you willingly,â she continues in that same brittle voice. But it gets stronger as she goes, more vehement. âI donât want to go sometimes. I just want to lie in bed with you. Or be lazy on the couch. I know- I mean, weâre not that type of couple, but I-â She sighs, breath fanning over your skin. âI just⊠I love you.â
You sink your hands into her hair, slipping your fingers through smooth strands of red, and you tug her head back so you can look into her eyes. See for herself your sincerity when you say: âI love you too.â
âYeah,â Nat agrees quietly.
âBut,â you say as you frown a little, âare you feeling okay?â
Nat goes to say something, but you smack her forehead with the back of your hand.
âYou feel okay. Whatâs wrong with you?â
Now, she scowls and bats your arm away. âFuck you.â
You grin, pushing your body weight further onto her. She grunts, looking very much inconvenienced by you. âOkay, but seriously, are you okay?â
âYes,â she hisses. âIâm fucking normal.â
âNo, I mean, did something happen during your mission?â You smooth your hands over the back of her neck, scratching lightly at her nape. âI worry, obviously. You peace out for a month with a bunch of guns and your superhero homies; itâs a bit scary being left behind.â
Natâs gaze drops to the side, downward, gnawing at her lip. âDo you feel left behind?â
You dip your head down to catch her eyes again. âNo.â She inhales deeply. Waits. You smile. âI know you love me even if you only say it to me like twice a yearâmy birthday and, like, our anniversaryâbecause you make me feel loved. I know you try your best to keep up with me and my little life here. I know you donât leave me behind for the hell of it. I meant it in a very literal sense. You board a plane and fly several hours to beat people up for money.â
âThatâs a bit reductive,â she mutters.
âYour job description is literally classified,â you say dryly.
âOkay,â Nat says, accepting your heartfelt speech with a heaving sigh. âI was in a submarine.â
When Nat tugs your heads back together, youâre too taken aback by the lack of segue to resist.
âThe way out was blocked. Waterâs pouring in from a massive hole weâd blown into the side. Bodies around me. Just me.â Natâs eyes close, and her head slants away from the water lapping up the sand. âI thought about you, then. I thought that you didnât have a ride home from work anymore and that I couldnât bring you junk food on the weekends. I thought that if I didnât find a way out, no one would make you laugh like I do. Love you like me.â Her eyes squint open, a coy little smirk tugging at the corners of her lips. âYâknow, fuck you like me.â
You nudge her nose with the tip of your own, chiding her for ruining the moment. Still: âPerhaps you overestimate your importance to me.â
âOh? Do I?â she plays along, squeezing you in her arms.
But the way Nat looks right now, so close to you, is striking in a different kind of way. Thatâs saying something because sheâs always beautiful to you, even when sheâs a right mess. Her eyes, usually a light green, are dark in the night, and staunchly refuse to look away from you. Takes you in so resolutely, so tenderly. So, you sigh, pushing impossibly closer. âNo,â you sigh. âYou donât.â
Nat presses her lips to yours, smiling. âLetâs go home.â
Mommy decides to test your limits. It will of course, be fun for you.
Or
Natasha fucks you until you cry.
Warnings: Heavy general NS*FW themes, presumed mutual consent, presumed safe word, mommy kink, use of a vibrator on reader, use of a strap on- on reader, use of bondage (ropes) on reader, reader gets breasts played with, overstimulation, reader gets manhandled by Natasha, reader cries from pleasure and overstim, mentioned edging, reader begs to stop, clitoral and gspot over stimulation, reader sucks on Natashaâs breasts, multiple orgasms, reader gets called a sl*ut, sweet heart, baby and kotenok, Natasha gets called mommy once, no pronouns are used for reader, reader has a pus*sy and breasts
Note you do not have permission to translate and or repost this story thank you :)
Itâs straight up just porn lmaođ It was inspired by one of @nermalina's posts but I couldnât find itđȘ I just woke up when I posted this so apologies for any errors, I hope you enjoy :)đ Edit: I accidentally deleted this post and I'm gonna cry-
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The sounds of your whines and whimpers were smothered into mommy's breasts as you suckled on them, the couples vibrator inside you sending waves of pleasure into your swollen clit and gspot. Your arms were tightly and expertly bound behind you by a stunning crimson red dyed jute rope. It managed to be soft and worn in, while still being rough enough to hold you still and to leave reddened marks.
The coolness of the bed sheets sank into your bare legs, a puddle of your cum dripping off Natasha's thigh. Mommy had decided to try and see how many times you could cum before passing out after edging you for hours, and you had already done so about three times.
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"Mo-mommy please I can't take an-y more mmf!" Her hand had grasped the back of your head before shoving your mouth back into her breasts. The roughness and feigned carelessness sent tingles straight to your overstimulated and puffy pussy. Tears stinging at your eyes.
"Speak up baby, what was that?" You could hear the faint smugness and mocking confusion in mommy's voice as she turned up the vibrations with her phone. Your hips bucked and twitched, not sure if to move toward or away from the overwhelming sensation. Mommy's large strap pressing against your stomach.
You tried to answer but the only noises you could only make were some pathetic whimpers into mommy's chest, her moaning softly at the vibrations.
Natasha's soft hands reached down and began to expertly play with your breasts. Gentle fluttery movements at one moment, then groping and tweaking your nipple roughly in her hands. "I can feel how wet you are slut, gonna cum sweet heart?"
The warm tingling pleasure grew more as something coiled and squeezed in your tummy. Your hips with a mind of their own desperately ground down against mommy's thigh, pushing the vibrator harder against your clit and deeper inside you. Slick smearing against Natasha's creamy skin. Bright sparks burst behind your eyes as your body trembled.
Mommy's touch shoved you harshly over the edge. Sobbing as overwhelming pleasure swamped you, your pussy spilling cum and squirting all over Mommy's thigh. Tears streaked down your flushed cheeks.
The incessant whirring of the vibe sent sharp overstimulated pleasure pain straight to your swollen clit as you wailed, trying to push off the toy unsuccessfully. You tried shifting your arms to remove the toy only to find them immobilised. Natasha frowned playfully and tutted, hands grasping your hips and lifting you into the air easily. Your stomach swooped with the unexpected motion.
She brought you down on her forgotten strap, the toy being forced in along with the vibrator. Mommy's cock shoved the vibe harder against your g spot, a near painful squeezing knot reappearing in your tummy.
The strap stretched you wide open, you could feel the silicon pressing firmly against your walls. Waves of pleasure tumbled and crested over your body as Natasha's hips rolled smoothly into yours. Your mouth parted as you whined noiselessly. Not so fast, we aren't done yet Kotenok."
pairing; Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader
summary; you're stressed, and after waking up from a nap, natasha helps you de-stress
warnings; smut, soft!Nat, mommy!Nat, fingering, mirror sex, multiple orgasms, thigh riding, strap-on use, lots and lots of praise, oral, crying because of overstimulation
i did notice like a lot of my Nat fics are smut? I'll have to get a good fluff fic out there soon.
translation- ĐșŃаŃĐžĐČĐ°Ń ĐŽĐ”ĐČŃŃĐșа/ krasivaya devushka; beautiful girl. I think?? correct me if I'm wrong
Natasha laughed at you when you waddled out of the room, only in a long tshirt. You gave her a pouty face but shuffled your feet towards her.
The older woman opened her arms, "C'mere, sleepy girl," Natasha said. You didn't give it any second thought, pushing yourself into her. Instantly, your hands found themselves under her shirt and Nat tensed at how cold they were. "You feeling okay?" You nodded, humming sleepily. Natasha nodded, understanding you were tired.
"Did you take a good nap?" Natasha continued the one-sided conversation. You let out another hum, climbing onto her lap. "Mhh. How about stress? Feeling better?" You shrugged.
"It helped, still feel tense though," You whispered, finally letting Natasha hear your groggy voice. The redhead's long fingers rubbed your back, listening to you.
"Need mommy to help?'' Natasha whispered in your ear. You let out a soft whine, "Use your words baby, I know you can," The woman encouraged.
"Want mommy to help me, please." You pulled at her shirt. Natasha nodded, slightly bucking her hips, making you now aware of the strap she was wearing. The woman positioned you on her thigh, and gave you a kiss.
''What do you want first, ĐșŃаŃĐžĐČĐ°Ń ĐŽĐ”ĐČŃŃĐșа?" Natasha asked, letting the Russian name fall from her mouth.
"Your mouth, mommy," You let out a soft plead. Natasha picked you up, leading you to the bedroom. She sat you on the bed, tilting your head up.
"You're only my girl, right?" Natasha ran her hands through your hair.
"Only yours, Natasha," You whispered back. The taller woman gave you a kiss before slightly picking you up and removing the shirt from under you. Slowly she had removed the clothing, taking you in. She got on her knees in front of you, moving your panties to the side. You watched as she carefully spread your legs, giving you doe eyes as she her tongue went to lap you up.
Her tongue came in contact with your folds, causing you to let out a soft moan. You started to make a makeshift ponytail with her hair, so you could watch her devour you. Her lips found your clit, giving it a kiss before she took it in her mouth and sucked. "Oh god, Nat," You moaned, slightly arching your back. She nibbled just a tad before plungind her tongue into your hole. Letting your body fall to the bed, you squeezed her thighs together.
Her tongue curled in all the right spots, sometimes even leaving your cunt to suck your clit then going back after. Finally, your own hand found your clit, rubbing at the pace Natasha was thrusting her tongue.
"Mommy! I-I'm gonna-"
"You don't need permission from me tonight, ĐșŃаŃĐžĐČĐ°Ń ĐŽĐ”ĐČŃŃĐșа." Natasha encouraged. With those words your back arched and you came. The Russian helped you ride it out, giving you ua soft peck on your thighs. "You are such a good girl, y'know that?" Natasha asked, standing up and making you sit up.
"Thank you," You accepted the compliment, pecking her lips. You were even more tired than before now, and you wanted to go back to. bedm Still though, the other half wanted Natasha to take away all the stress with her talented body.
She sat down next to you, pulling you into her lap, your back flush against her front. She was looking at you in the mirror, your legs spread and hairnall over the place. "Mommy is gonna give you her fingers, alright?" Natasha husked, "But you're not gonna look away from this mirror, I want you to see how beautiful you are." Natasha kissed down your neck and plunged two fingers into you. You threw your head back, gripping her knees. You remembered the task at hand, adjusting your head so you could watch as Natasha pumped her fingers.
You kept bucking your hips up into her, like a bitch in heat. It wasn't at the same pace, her fingers much more faster than your hips plus she was more awake than you. "Natasha, mommy, please keep going," You bit her neck, almost screaming as her thumb rubbed your clit.
You were sensitive from your last orgasm, so after a few more thrusts you came undone. Natasha wasn't done though, she kept thrusting into you until you were on the brink of a next orgasm, screaming her name. "Natasha! Holy fuck I'm gonna cum again-" You watched as her fingers curled into you, and you sobbed as you curled into a ball and came again.
"I'm so proud baby, it's alright, it's okay... You're such a good girl," Natasha praised, kissing your back. You almost felt needier at her words especially when she pulled her fingers out. Hissing, you started to grind against her thigh.
The woman was mesmerized about how much you could take. How needy you were for her. Your clit had hit her thigh just perfectly and the feelings you felt were... ethereal.
The coil in your stomach tightened and you started to see stars. Your eyes rolled back and your back arched in ecstacy. It was indescribable, the feelings you were feeling. The coil that felt so tight, so ready to burst, finally did.
Your eyes popped open, so you could see what Natasha was seeing in the mirror. Your eyes flickered down to your pussy, which was covered in your own juices, along with Natasha's thigh.
Legs still shaking, Natasha pulled you off her and laid you down. "Let's clean you up?" She teased, dropping to her own knees. Holy shit, this woman was not giving up.
First, she lapped at your legs, cleaning up the mess you made on yourself. Natasha had mumbled something along the lines of, "Such a needy girl, needing mommy to clean up your mess," And you found it so hot, the words coming out of her mouth.
Slowly though, her tongue was licking your pussy. Your hands had found her red locks as she started nipping at your overly-sensitive clit. Tears threatened to spill out of your eyes, but you found so much pleasure in Natasha. You'd repay her after.
Two of her talented fingers found your pussy once more, and while her tongue slipped into you, her thumb rubbed your clit.
"Oh, Mommy! Shit," Your thighs clenched over her head as you pulled her hair, something to distract you from the pleasurable pain. You were already so close.
Her tongue hit your g-spot oh so perfectly, and once again you were cumming. This time though, you were sobbing. You could help but cry out as you came, tears spilling down your face.
Natasha pulled away, quickly pulling you into her arms as she praised you for being such a good girl. Telling you she was sorry for making you cry, mommy was just trying to make her little girl feel better. You had dismissed the apologies, telling her she was the best person ever, and now you were in the hands almost another orgasm.
Natasha was pounding into you, her strap relentless. Your breasts were against the mattress and Natasha had your hands pinned above your head.
"O-oh, you're so tight baby," Natasha rubbed you clit roughly as she was on the brink of her orgasm. Your body shook, and you twisted your hand to hold hers. You couldn't imagine what Natasha was feeling right now, she told you before how much it turned her on watching you cum, so you could only imagine bliss she was feeling.
"Cum with me Mommy," You whispered and the both of you fell apart. Natasha came with a loud moan of your name, and your voice, that was slowly becoming raw from how much noise you made today, silently screamed. Natasha had fallen against you, and slowly, you drifted to bed.
The way she said sever the nerve rhymed w the music đ©
lord the sexiest scene iâve ever seen in my whole life
unironically want that mediocre gfs w u stuck and just the 'nat đłđłđłwhat r u doing'
you know. you know what. i make myself laugh. thats what matters.
title: you dirty, dirty girl
summary:
Nat chuckles. Her hands, calloused and hot, squeeze your cheeks. Spread them. Her mouth hovers over your tailbone. âSeriously? You got yourself stuck in the laundry machine in this get-up?â
âIt was not on purpose. Pull that back up, so help me-â
content: nat/f!reader, dom/sub, cum filled strap, anal, anal plug
(ao3)
Fate is cruel. So very cruel. You have never wanted to die this badly.
For over ten minutesâyou can tell based on the number of songs that have played, you have been stuck in your laundry machine. In your fucking underwear like some lousy porn. Whatâs worse is that you decided that today of all days, you would invite Nat over. Nat, who only ever takes two-hour naps at most and went to sleep on your couch an hour and a half ago. Nat, who will laugh so hard she dies from oxygen deprivation when she sees you. And then you will die because youâre stuck in a laundry machine with no possible escape.
At least youâll die next to each other. How romantic.
Picture this: blades at the inside of the laundry machine, cut up into strings. What bliss.
You stick your forearm into your mouth for the third time so far so you can muffle your scream of pure frustration. You will not be surprised at all if you lose your voice tomorrow.
It all started because of Natâs stupid fucking sock. Sheâs always complaining that your laundry machine eats her socks, so youâd made sure to fish them all out. Except when you tried to grab the last one (patterned with cartoon spiders hanging off a faucetâa gag gift you got her for her birthday), you had leaned too far in and now you couldnât squeeze your shoulders back out.
How does this happen in real life?
The rim of the laundry machine is starting to bite. You smack the inside of the machine with your fist, kicking your legs out. Another infuriated cry into your forearm.
Another song begins playing. You hate this song.
You close your eyes, feeling your head throb, and then suck in a deep, long breath. The air is humid, disgustingly so.
Itâs time.
Itâs time to suck it up.
You prepare a lungful of air, andâ you screech.
Thud!
âFuck!â comes Natâs sleep-raspy voice.
That felt good. You scream again, making sure thereâs a real guttural note to it.
âBaby?â Nat yells, confused, slightly panicked. Rapid footsteps. The door swings open. âAre you okay?â
âGet me out,â you grit lowly.
She doesnât react immediately. You imagine she didnât hear; sheâs taking it all in. Maybe, sheâs still rubbing her ass from falling off the couch. Then: ââŠwhat the hell.â
âNatasha.â Your knuckles blanche with how tight your fists are clenched. You speak louder, enunciating: âGet. Me. Out.â
A warm hand on your lower back, where your spaghetti top has ridden up. The music from your phone pauses, and Nat crouches next to you. âIs there a spider in there or something? I told you Iâm not going to kill spiders for you. The joke is old.â
âI am not.â You inhale. Hold. Exhale. âI am not fucking joking right now, Natasha fucking Romanoff, if you do not get me out of here-â
âYouâre really not funny. Youâre not.â Nat pokes your ass cheek. âI could be sleeping right now.â
âNatasha!â you screech, thrashing your lower body. âIâm fucking stuck in the laundry machine! Get me out. Get me out!â
Another lengthy pause. Nat puts both hands on your back and leans down, presumably to peek into the laundry machine because sheâs an asshole who doesnât believe you. Which is just soâ
âAnnoying piece of shit! Fucking-â You slam your palms down, metallic clanging grating against your ears. You feel like a child throwing a temper tantrum.
âFor real? For real, dude. YouâreâŠâ Nat presses closer and breathes down your neck. So not helping. ââŠwow.â
âI will break up with you.â
âButâŠâ
âDonât.â
âBut step-sister-â
âNatasha,â you grind out between your teeth.
Her body warmth withdraws, and you sigh in relief. Then, she hooks her fingers into your panties and slides them down to your knees.
âI will kill you. I will kill you. I will kill you.â
Nat chuckles. Her hands, calloused and hot, squeeze your cheeks. Spread them. Her mouth hovers over your tailbone. âSeriously? You got yourself stuck in the laundry machine in this get-up?â
âIt was not on purpose. Pull that back up, so help me-â
âI donât believe you.â She removes a hand. Only to bring it back down in a spank.
You yelp, flushing deeply, abruptly. âI donât care,â your voice hikes up a pitch on another spank, âNat, please.â
âThatâs more like it,â she husks, breath fanning across your back. âBegging.â
It must be a Pavlovian response to that specific tone of voice. No other explanation for why youâre moments from getting wet. You did not do this on purpose.
Nat noses along the curve of your ass. You feel her lips curve into a smile; you can just picture it: impish, cocky, shit-eating. She digs her nails into your stinging ass cheek, bites the other one, and gives it another harsh smack.
The ass bad airflow in the drum must be fucking with your head. You bite your lip to prevent a whimper from escaping. To your great shame, you feel arousal gush out. Perhaps Nat wonât notice immediately, so you have time to brace yourself for the incoming humiliation.
Nat leaves a wet mark on your ass, and it prickles on your skin as it dries in the air. She sighs very contently, and you know, at that moment, the game is over.
âSweetheart, do you want to safeword?â You slot your teeth into the bitemark on your arm and groan into it. Her hand rubs your smarting cheek as if to console you. Sheâs unbearably smug when she says: âI didnât think so.â
You move your arm to your forehead, leaning heavily onto it. This is happening. It would be fantastic if those blades appeared now.
To your horror, Nat pulls away entirely and takes a few steps back.
You make a noise of alarm, body taut like a bowstring. âDonât leave me here. Nat, please, donât. Please.â
Footsteps returning. Hand patting your spine. âJust for a minute, okay? Iâll be quick.â
âPromise?â you whisper, afraid for a second that she wonât hear.
But she pats you again and says, âPromise, sweet girl. Be good.â
And sheâs gone for ages.
The embarrassment from this whole situation makes you heat up, makes you tense, makes you wet, and the latter makes the humiliation greater. Itâs a vicious cycle. Youâre definitely not thinking clearly anymore, pulled into that happy, fuzzy space where anything Nat does gets you off. Where time moves nonlinearly.
You sigh, biting your lip and waggling your foot as you wait for her. It feels like too long, but you canât trust your sense of time, and you canât trust Nat to not take forever just to fuck with you. But she did promiseâshe doesnât usually break promises like this.
âNat?â you ask, voice meek. Pathetic.
No response.
You brace your hands on the end of the drum and push. No go. Still.
Unfortunately, this is when Nat decides to come back. Pitter-patter of her feet incoming fast. You knew she wouldnât lie. She wasnât trying to drag it outâ
âWell, well.â Nat stops at the door. âI was going to be nice, you know?â
You drop your arms with a sad moan. âYou were gone.â
âGood girls are patient.â Her voice comes closer. âGood girls get their pussies filled.â
âPlease.â You practically claw your way deeper into the machine in an attempt to appease her.
She tsks, and her hands grip you by the hips, pulling you back in place. âHold still now. Iâll fuck you if you listen.â
âOkay,â you eventually mutter.
Nat hums. You hear clinking and rustling. Sheâs tampering with something. You wish you could twist around and see her, gauge her mood. Alas, the tight space does you no favours.
Anyway, you did agree to hold still, didnât you?
For a long time, nothing happens. This time, youâre sure Natâs fucking with you, but you donât know what to do to get her moving. Your slick is trickling down your thighs now. The odds are stacked against you.
âNat, please,â you whine.
A huff. âThat was your second chance.â Sheâs still not touching you. You curl your toes, tensing up. âHow many spanks for the impatience?â
ââŠum, five?â you attempt.
âWeâll do five times the number I was thinking. Better luck next time.â Her palm comes down out of nowhere and with a punishing force. You cry out, trying to twist into the drum. She just drags you back out. âCount for me. No mistakes, and Iâll halve the number.â
Were you not so horny, you wouldâve asked her why sheâs acting like a primary school math teacher. Instead, you choke out: âOne.â
She hums and hits at your thigh this time. You wriggle, count, and she resituates you. Repeat. The spanks land along your ass and thighs, and, every so often, she pauses to massage your stinging flesh. By the time she hits twenty, youâre a snivelling mess.
She shushes you, squeezing a hand through to rub circles between your shoulder blades. âFive more, okay?â
You nod, though she might not see it. Still, she takes it as a go-ahead to give you five more swats, alternating spots with each one. You spit out the last five numbers in quick succession, voice small and wobbly.
Nat squats low to kiss at your tender skin, murmuring praise and encouragements to you until you sigh. âIâm okay now. Mostly.â
Her hand rests gently on a bruise. âMostly?â
You nod again, head drooped into a pile of your arms. âYeah. Green.â
A thoughtful hum. Then, sheâs gone, and thereâs the pop of a cap being opened. âRelax for me, sweetheart.â
With a keen, you do your best to slacken. Even then, when cold fingers touch your still sensitive ass, you jolt and hiss.
âSorry, baby,â Nat soothes. Gingerly, she tugs you open. âCome on. Deep breaths. You know how prep goes.â
You do. Your clit throbs.
You do as youâre told, trying to count out each breath. You begin to appreciate her cool touch, overheated as you are.
When sheâs deemed you sufficiently calm, she presses her lubed thumb against the ring of your ass and makes tiny circles on it. Your cunt clenches in anticipation.
âYouâre my good girl,â she coos, ghosting her other hand along your inner thigh. âMy baby. Good little slut for me, hm?â
Tiny: âMhm.â
Nat rewards you with the first knuckle of her index finger. You gasp, and she cuts it off with one of her own. âNo matter how many times I fuck you, youâre still this tight,â she says, almost like sheâs musing to herself. Another press of her lips to your ass, then she pushes her finger all the way in. âSo good for me.â
Yes. Good. You nod, eyes clenched shut.
Before she slips her second finger in, she gives you a few thrusts that have you groaning and dropping heavily into the laundry machine. Natâs patient with you, waiting for you to settle back down before pistoning both fingers into you. Once, twice, three times.
She scissors her fingers, curls them, twists them. Each time, you try not to writhe. Your earlier screeching has your throat too raw to make sounds louder than a breathy wail, so youâre left whimpering and heaving for breath.
Overlaying all of this is Natâs filthy whispers. She calls you good, her precious baby. Yet, every time your cunt leaks more arousal, or it clenches on nothing, or your sphincter spasms around her fingers, sheâs groaning out greedy whore, aching for cock. Your head spins from it all.
After an age, she drags her fingers out of you with a sound that verges on forlorn.
âIâm fucking you âtill Iâm bored,â she informs you.
âPlease, please, please,â is all you can say.
She laughs, probing at your asshole with the head of her strap-on, and youâre instantly babbling out pitiful sounds, and she just laughs a bit more. Your arms are damaged from how hard you grip onto them, from the occasional snap of your jaw around them.
The cock splits you open slowly, rubs against your hypersensitive skin, and you hiccup midway through a cry. Nat stops when she bottoms out, cursing under her breath at the sight of your ass wrapped tight around the girth of her piece.
Then, the sound of a shutter.
Your sound of confusion sounds like a mewl.
âDonât think,â she says lightly, jerking her hips into a grind, âjust take it.â
Your lungs run ragged, trying to take in enough air for your brain.
She strokes over your waist, down your thigh, and exhales softly. Pulls out halfway and drives the cock back in. âOh, sweetheart,â she sighs. âYes. Just take it.â
âYes,â you echo, eyebrows crinkling as she starts up a snappy pace, âyes, yes, yes-â
The fit is tight, excruciating in its pleasure. The friction of your muscles around her girth has you drooling on your arm, mouth slack and open.
After a particularly loud whimper, Nat plants a hand on your back and presses you into the rim of the machine. With the leverage, she can fuck into you harder, faster. Her other hand flits around your body and slithers down your navel to cup your mound.
You buck down into her hand.
âStay,â she barks. With her assistance, youâre returned to your previous height, much to your chagrin.
âPlease,â you moan brokenly, âNat, please.â
She pinches your ass, ignoring your mournful yowl. Somehow, she fucks you harder, your bodies swaying forward with every shove. The ache, the sound, of her front meeting your backside has you needier. Somehow, needier.
So full. Alight with sensation. Just not where you need it.
Nat takes pity. She reaches around and, this time, sweeps the pad of her finger over your clit.
You wail.
The finger draws tight circles around your clit, pressure becoming more deliberate, harsher, as your cries escalate intoânothing.
Your mouth falls open silently, overworked throat failing at producing noise.
And youâre fullâso fullâmore full. Nat releases into you with a grunt, a gasp, and then a long groan. Fingers splayed out on your back, the other hand slipping away from your dripping cunt.
Fake cum pools heavy inside you, fucked deep inside you by the strap that Nat keeps pushing into you.
Afterwards, she drapes her body over yours with a puff of breath.
âThank you,â you mumble eventually.
She barks a laugh. Itâs a cute sound, you hate to admit. âYouâre welcome for using you as a fleshlight.â
You manage a smile. âAny time.â
Another exhale as she hikes herself up using the edge of the machine and inches her cock out of you. She hums in sympathy with your quickened breathing.
You make to wiggle out after, but she stills you with a hand.
âWhatâs the rush, baby?â Thereâs a hint of mirth in her voice that you donât trust at all. A very familiar click of shutters. âLook at you, gaping for me. Leaking for me.â Her thumb whips out to catch the cum dribbling out, pushes it back in. âBetter not waste, though.â
Your clit throbs with your pulse. ââŠNat.â
âWhat?â But she doesnât give you a chance to continue, bulldozing on: âYou know, honey, the absence of your humongous mommy kink has been quite disappointing.â
âMy god.â
âLaundry machine? Anal? Coming inside? Check, check, and check. Weird familial-â
âPlease stop.â Your temple throbs with your pulse.
Natâs laugh, cackle, really, is much less charming this time around. âHold onto this for me, will you?â she basically croons. And then she sets the tip of what you assume is a plug at your asshole. âAnyway, donât act like you donât love this whore that you are.â
âNat,â you whine, but then you stop because you canât deny her. She makes a point of holding the plug in your ass at its widest point and then releasing it, enjoying the view of your ass swallowing it.
âGreedy little hole,â she notes. Then, she claps her hands together, makes a sound like sheâs dusting them off, and gets up. âWell, that was fun- Oh, you didnât start the dryer.â
âYou- Nat, youâre not leaving me-â
âSure am.â Beep. Beep-beep. The dryer starts loudly. Obnoxiously. Natâs shadow passes over you, and then thereâs the sound again, of camera shutters. âThese are great. Canât believe this is real life. Can you?â
âNat! You are not leaving me here!â
âThanks for letting me borrow your phone. Let me just send that over to myselfâŠâ The fact that she used your own goddamn phone to get a picture for this really drives the shame home. âAnyway, see you when the dryerâs done.â
Footsteps receding.
You shriek, shrill. Your ass closes tight around the plug, around the cum inside you, and you feel how utterly soaked your lower half is. And your upper half, from the laundry water.
âWeâre fucking over!â
Natâs laugh rings through the house.
Summary: Itâs a simple arrangement; except youâre in love with Natasha. Will seeing you with someone else make her take the leap?
Natasha x Fem!Reader
A/N: So this is less fluffy, but I had to get the idea out of my head to write other stuff. Itâs a bit short and rushed. Enjoy either way.
Warnings: Alcohol consumption, mentions of sexual themes without being very explicit.
âYou were so goodâ the words are whispered against your ear and you whine. Natasha smirks. âYou wanna keep being good for me?â
Ten minutes ago, you were giving a presentation in front of potential investors, C-suite members and some of Earthâs mightiest heroes.
Natasha has reduced you to a blubbering mess with her touch.
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