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Iron Man 2008 is so fucking funny, like Tony is kidnapped and tortured and finds out that his weapons are being used to kill the people he was trying to protect, and he's like "Y'know, maybe war is bad" and everyone around him starts acting like he's insane for thinking that

Like Rhodey practically yells at him

Art school Phoenix Wright took one look at Miles "Demon Prosecutor" Edgeworth and said "I can fix him"

And he actually did??

IT KNOWS

stuff from the "choose your destiny: a finn and poe adventure" book we need to talk about more.

Somewhere in Superhell:

Castiel: So. What are you in for?

Derek: Being in secret gay love with my friend for years. You?

Castiel:

Castiel: uh...

funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

Do you think Eli and Thrawn ever explored each others bodies

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

I prefer the idea that Apollo’s real name is Apple and that he was named that by Datz since his favourite food was apples and he didn’t know what Jove’s baby’s name was when he died so Dhurke just let him do whatever. Also meaning the pun name in Apollo Justice is Apple Juice.

This is actually the funniest fucking thing I've read all day 💀💀💀

Atrocious.