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Lucius: So are you a big spoon or a little spoon

Ed: I'm a knife

Stede*from across the room*: hes the little spoon!

I haven’t gotten around to starting S3 Second Citadel, so I’m thinking up a bunch of cute (and some angsty) rad bouquet hcs that could so easily be crushed as soon as we start the next season depending on where that starts off (no spoilers) 

but rn… CUTE hc that after spending like 12 hours total with Damien, Arum slips up and refers to Rilla as “My Rilla” in conversation and she’s like “HAHA Damien has already gotten to you, huh?” and he’s like “I meant to say Amaryllis, my bad >:I” and shes like “no, no- I am your Rilla, it’s cute.” like, he still uses Amaryllis  most of the time, but, sometimes he’ll address her as “my Rilla”. 

and on that, Damien then begins calling her “Our Rilla”, when Arum is around and when he’s generally speaking on behalf of the two of them to their friends (just not to people dont, like, know of Arum). Furthermore, he starts being like “Oh, my heart- well, exactly half my heart-” because he loves his overly sappy pet names, but doesn’t want to leave either of them out. 

The day after Wrightworth’s courthouse wedding, Apollo (with permission) immediately updated Phoenix Wright’s Wikipedia page to list “Miles Edgeworth” as his spouse, only for the moderators to immediately delete the edit because Apollo’s only source was “I was at the wedding” so they just assumed he was an RPF shipper making it up. (The only reason Phoenix gave him permission in the first place is because knew this would happen.)

i still believe that OBJECTIVELY the craziest most batshit thing jackles has ever said is "im sure it would go how we all think it would go" about a dean and cas reunion. brother WHO is we i am a destiel shipping tumblrina u r the man who supposedly does not believe dean reciprocates cas' feelings we r not the same (??????)

IT KNOWS

I do like characters who do not exhibit any hint of sexuality in any way because they’re too busy being tormented by the narrative. like “yea I might be gay or whatever but the labyrinth is growing so I can’t worry about that shit rn”

This thing is a month old and I. I forgor. So, yeah, rebels Thranto AU chilling with Kalluzeb!

Sleepy cuddles for @zebsfloppyears 💜

She slayed really hard

I'm at a music competition right now, and look what someone is performing

It's haunting me

Fanart of Sans Undertale in the Danganronpa art style with the caption "Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman"