Thank You, It's Beautiful! I Love It.

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

it is indeed quite aphoristic and fun to pull individual quotes. but if you want to read “october” by louise glück in its entirety, which i highly recommend, you can find it here

THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) dir. Neil Jordan

Rosaleen & The Huntsman/The Wolf

Odysseus killing Patroclus to frame Hector in the royal shakespeare company's "Troilus and Cressida"

Hilarious Reasons Why Every Cat Owner Should Get A Glass Table

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

It’s a wonderful day on the Appian Way and you are a horrible praetorial candidate.

When you don't get invited :(

This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people