Remus : Sirius, Will You Help Me? All My Clothes Keep Disappearing For Some Reason.

sirius:i lost peter

remus:how did you LOSE peter?

james: to be fair, he is very small

remus: what-

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

glad i did

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing 

thursday is my favourite day

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

Americans have American privilege. Even if you don’t want it! Even if thinking about that fact makes you feel uncomfortable! Even if you’re in an oppressed group (or more than one) in America!

If you’re an American citizen that comes with a mind-blowingly large amount of privilege with respect to most other countries on Earth.

Just because American SJ activists don’t talk about this (because it makes them uncomfortable) doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

James: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Remus: Pi.

Remus: Low-scale, but never ending.

James:

James: Are you okay??

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

James: You can say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ all you want and kids will never repeat it but you say ‘ass-faced motherfucker’ ONE TIME-

Lily: JAMES

being a girl is like I'm gonna kill myself