Sirius: Do You Think Drinking Thirty-six Cans Of Redbull Consecutively Would Make My Senses More Heightened

i am NOT going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things i clearly did!

-sirius black

bitches be like "are you okay?" no mf I'm a marauders stan

James: *admiring lily* I'd pay her to slap me

The rest of the marauders: We would too.

I am a bit like sirius black because I am too in love with remus lupin

James: my child is completely fine.

Lily: which one?

James: idk but atleast one of them has to be

{ james was in fact wrong. }

sirius: i am so happy, i wanna shout it from the rooftop!!

remus: and he has. we've received several complaints.

peter: were we surprised?

james: not really.

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

*in tune of baby shark* fuck my li li li li li li life fuck my li li li li li li life fuck my li li li li li li life fuck my life

i got 99 problems and if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky anxious little shit it would solve 99 of them

sirius:i lost peter

remus:how did you LOSE peter?

james: to be fair, he is very small

remus: what-