Dark Academia Bitches Like The Aesthetic Of Studying Until They Actually Have To Study.

kidnapper negotiating with Remus: we have Sirius. give us 10,000$ and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Sirius: woah woah woah, you think i'm worth 10,000$ only?

kidnapper:

Sirius: I'M WORTH NO LESS THAN A MILLION

Remus: SIRIUS SHUT UP

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

Sirius, who is drunk: *does something very dumb*

Remus, who is equally drunk: this is exactly why u are fucking single and why I'll never marry someone as dumb as u

Sirius: *points to their wedding rings* jokes on you bitch bc u already have

Remus: *gasps*

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

The fact that the Weasley twins were born on April Fools honestly gives me life.

sirius: i am so happy, i wanna shout it from the rooftop!!

remus: and he has. we've received several complaints.

peter: were we surprised?

james: not really.

reblog if you want a hug from remus lupin

glad i did

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

James: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Remus: Pi.

Remus: Low-scale, but never ending.

James:

James: Are you okay??

Hermione: What are you Ronald,five?

Ron: Yeah,five feet taller than you *snorts*

Hermione:

Ron:

Ron:I'm so sorry,please don't kill me.