*face Slowly Reddening* Cross...I...I'm...did You Take My Datapad? How Did You Get This? No One Else

*groans* I’m…I’m okay. I think. I may just lay here for a bit, honestly. The ground seems nice right about now.

Hey um…..

Look at this gif I found:

That is all

i can’t believe i never posted this here but here’s old man hunter with a sexy beard ✨

@obviously-99 pointed out the irony of my statement after the fact *facepalm*

don't worry, daddy's home

😐 *sigh* I suppose life has been stressful for more rotations than I would like, that’s for sure.

What would you say was your most memorable experience with your team, Wrecker? Any funny moments to share?

I think the most memorable is probably rescuing Echo. I mean, we met Echo and that was a pretty wild mission. Met Rex, and he's great too!

Most of the BEST funny moments I've been sworn to secrecy on by certain brothers.

🫣😬 @obviously-99 please, just, try to stay in an open area so you don’t break anything (including yourself). I’m sure @chronically-underpaid will know what to do if the effects get to be too much.

*wordlessly slides him a wrapped bar of... something*

... here. Caf chocolate. I buy 'em in bulk. One square's about half a cup of caf, I use 'em for when I'm working late nights.

Don't stay up too late, okay?

@freelanced 🧡

Oh? I have heard that caf chocolate is very popular on a multitude of planets. I haven't had the privilege of indulging in one myself yet.

Thank you for sharing!

I will most definitely be eating this entire bar in one sitting upon starting my new project.

So we all can agree this was hot, right?

I uh…I’m flattered, I guess? 😬

I don’t actually try to be intimidating 💀 I swear *rubs his hand on the back of his neck awkwardly*

When the Hunter simps actually meet him:

@ladyzirkonia understood. Though I must warn you @obviously-99 is hard to beat at holo-games. He’s pretty much a genius at them.

@temple-elder, when is this 'game night' you're planning?

I do not personally care, but @kersplosion99 keeps asking

Family bonding, @toothpick-man. That would honestly be a nice way to spend the evening. @kersplosion99 do you and Omega want to go pick up some marshmallows and graham crackers? I think we still have some chocolate left over from last time, right @chronically-underpaid?

@obviously-99 any chance you can set up the holoprojector for a movie?

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Another one? Was this meant to be for something other than food? I think @kersplosion99's holodiary entries have been making me think about food more than usual lately...

Don't mind me just conducting an experiment.

[Hands Hunter an Egg]

[Sits across the room and watches]

I...umm...thank you? I think? *nervously rubs the back of his neck in confusion*

So I'm honestly not sure how helpful this will be given that Wrecker would need like twenty of these as just part of his breakfast, much less the rest of us. But I appreciate the sentiment.